They were never gonna give Hugh Up. They were never gonna let Hugh down.
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars
Hey! Hugh! Get of of McCloud!
He's a brick House
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.
"Where are you?" I replied.
The monks were selling flowers in front of the playboy mention when they were kicked out. When asked about it, the monk replied “if it was anybody else we would have gotten away with it, but only Hugh can prevent florist friars”
Because only you can prevent Florist Friars
Tim Buurrrrrrrrrrrrrton!
This comes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Tentative title: The Greatest Snowman
Me: "What the hell is an ackman?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVna3HohXI
So if Hugh Jackman is finished playing wolverine and stops being jacked; is he then a Hughman?
Three friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back to the friars and begged them to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to go out of business. They ignored her too. So the rival florist hired Hugh McTaggert, the roughest, most vicious thug in the town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close the shop. Terrified, they did so…
Thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
Hugh J'Adore
Stumbled upon these books and thought this would be the spot to share. Here are the titles available:
Rusty Bed Spring by I.P. Knightley
Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
Big Fart by Hugh Jass
Complete Protologist Handbook by Ben Dover
Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
Are Hugh kidding me?!
He's wanted for crimes against Hugh's manatee.
Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars."
Three friars were banished from their monastery for various rule violations, so they decided to start a business together. They traveled around until they found a town that they liked, and opened up a plant shop. Their floral business was soon thriving.
One day, a woman was shopping at the friar’s store, and while she was strolling down an aisle with her toddler, a large plant reached out, grabbed the child, and ate it. Needless to say, the women was quite upset at the loss of her child. However, the friars refused to believe that one of their plants could have done such a thing.
The woman told all of her friends about the incident, and soon everyone in the town was in an uproar. They decided to kick the friars out of town. Every person in the town, except for a man named Hugh, gathered outside of the friars shop, shouting, waving sticks, and demanding that they leave. But the friars said “No. We’re not leaving.” So the townspeople gave up and went home.
Well, a couple weeks later, another woman was walking through the friar’s shop, looking at plants with her baby, when a plant grabbed her child and ate it. She ran through the streets screaming that a plant had swallowed her baby. The townspeople were outraged, and again gathered outside the floral shop (except for Hugh), waving torches, and demanding that the friars leave town at once.
But the friars said, “No way.” and all the people gave up and went home.
A few days later, yet another woman dared to take her child into the floral shop. She held her infant tightly in her arms, but it was no use. A large ficus wrestled the child from her arms, and ate it.
When the townspeople heard of this, they were extremely upset. They again gathered outside the friar’s store (except for Hugh), yelling and threatening bodily harm to the friars if they didn’t leave town. But the friars said, “We’re staying”. So, the citizens gave up and began to go home. Just then, Hugh showed up. He walked up to the friars, and said, “Get out of town, now!” The friars immediately packed up all their belongings and fled that very day, never to be heard from again.
The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear
So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman
Hugh Jask
I told them time and time again I did not want or need flowers but they never left me alone. Finally I told my friend Hugh who has connections with the mob. He told me he’d take care of the monks and they’d never bother me again. Just goes to show, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud"
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving once and for all that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
He's been charged with crimes against Hugh's manatee.
After all, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
