Huevo Puns

"Huevo Mutilation"

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/weaponized_pudding

📅︎ Apr 23 2012

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What is a cannibal's favorite starter...?

Lady fingers....

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/boringsapien

📅︎ Apr 01 2023

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what did the egg say to the boiling water?

it might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Round_Teacher_224

📅︎ Dec 27 2022

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I would do something about the egg shortage...

But I don't have the huevos.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/dinoguys_r_worthless

📅︎ Jan 18 2023

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