A list of puns related to "Hotel Reserve"
Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here
The guy at reception says 'let me put your fears to rest'.
250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I didn't expect to see you in here tonight," the bartender comments. "Weren't you and your buddies making plans to go to the Indian Casino tonight?" "Yeah we were, but I just wasn't sure I really wanted to join in the plans to go. You know, you have to commit to the trip and get the hotel room and everything," the guy replies. "I guess I was having a reservation reservation reservation."
I'm a manager at a hotel and I got stuck covering the desk for an employee tonight. A 50ish-year-old couple came in with their teenage son and said, "reservation for Knight..."
"Yeah, here we go...A room with 2 queen beds for one night..." I replied, "well...for three knights, I guess..." and I gestured toward them.
The teenager immediately rolled his eyes, the dad BUSTED out laughing and the mom chuckled and said, "normally, he makes those jokes!"
The husband then says, "Yeah I had one all ready to go!"
I was proud that I beat them to the punch. It was a good day.
I work as a front desk associate for a major hotel chain that has a rewards program, but the guest checking in, a Mr. Zingone, didn't have it on his reservation. I tried searching for it several different ways, just the surname "Zingone," just his phone number, but ultimately could not find his account information.
So I told him, "Well, you may have had a membership, but it looks like it's... Zin-gone..."
He told me no more humor, just get me to my room. I think he was just as impressed, however.
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