What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Was flattered by a bench at a hot dog restaurant.
How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
2 muffins baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Gosh, it's hot in here". The other replies;
"AAAAHH! TALKING MUFFIN!"
Why is 'Careless Whisper' played in so many hot scenes?
It is a rather saxy song.
My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.
I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.
Why is the doctor hot tempered?
because there ain’t any patients
My doctor told me to drink two bottles of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath
What do you call a line of well dressed, sizzling hot babes?
I asked the hot dog seller, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?”
He said, “Sure, won’t be long.”
I said, “Shit. In that case, can I have two?”
Why don't football players get hot?
Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?
One cat sees another cat eating a hot dog PLAIN, and says
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
You heard about the fruit clan that took their young grapes out into the hot summer day?
They were raisin' a family.
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess that’s just inflation.
Red hot chili pepper weight
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?
He wanted to be a Billyonair.
Been talking to this smokin hot chick.
Super hot. We made plans to lift at the gym. She didn't show. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
Before I met my wife my love life was hot like the Sahara desert.
During the lockdown I'm wiping my banknotes with sanitizer and washing all the coins with hot soapy water.
I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
There are no losers when eating hot dogs. Only wieners.
Today I finally told my family about my hot dog addiction
It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so
If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
What did cold say to hot?
Not cool, man.
*My six year old told me she made this up. Not sure whether to believe her or not.
What do you call a hot magnet?
I posted 10 puns thinking they'd get into hot
Scientist are hot!
They probably have a thousand degrees!
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A new hot single by "The Paint Rollers"
I was texting this nun and things were getting pretty hot and heavy. Then out of nowhere she stopped replying.
I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me
What’s faster—hot or cold?
Hot is, because you can catch a cold.
Which is faster hot or cold ?
Hot !! As you can catch cold !
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
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