Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
One time I lowered my standards when it came to a girl but I told my friends afterwards the girl was hot like a summer day in the Sahara. You could say I metaphor.
Get it? Met-a-four?
I figured out why girls think tall men are hot.
It’s because heat rises.
The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.
So I just call her prints-ess
Scored a date with a hot vegan girl by telling her I worked with animals
I don’t think she’ll be too pleased when she finds out I’m a butcher
Met a HOT girl who said she works in finance
So I asked her, "Do you build or are you a financial model?"
I continued..."Sorry I know that you think that pickup line was WACC; hopefully just 7% or so."
I saw a very hot girl at the pub talking about Bundesliga.
I didn't approach her. She was totally out of my league.
I have the hots for this girl who has a lazy eye.
But she won't even look at me.
Did you hear about the girl who stopped going to hot topic?
She was never scene again.
source: hotelmarioshipslash
Two hot girls
My buddy's on a dating app and says out loud "hey two hot girls back to back!"
and our other buddy chimes in "i'd prefer them front to front!"
God damnit.
My dad sounds like a 300lb Borat. Brothers and I: "Dad, look at that girl, she's so hot!"
Dad: "WHAT YOU MEAN HOT? LIKE OUT OF OVEN?!?!"
Elbow nudges to each of us
Cue maniacal laughter
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