My wife is leaving me due to my addiction to horse racing and she's taking the kids.

They're all packed and ready to go, they're at the gate now, and they're off.

EDIT: Thankyou everyone for getting me through this Friday these puns have been ridiculously on form except the one guy that tried to offer counselling advice on a joke thread πŸ™ˆ

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Would you support the banning of horse racing in Ireland?
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Kincsem, a female race horse from the 1870s, also called the "Hungarian Wonder" was the best horse race ever in existence. Her starting time before even racing was 1.37 minutes for a mile. Between the ages of 2-5, she entered 54 races, never lost. More in comments
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Isn’t this guy so handsome! Meet Fred, a 2yo OTTB that is the sweetest horse in the world. He got a slab fracture on his knee while racing and is headed to the vet to get surgery to repair it. I will update on his progress for those interested in rehabbing OTTB injuries & pls feel free to ask ?s! reddit.com/gallery/rprde5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysOTTBs
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Does anyone else strongly dislike the horse racing/combat in this game?

It might be the one true flaw of this masterpiece. I’m replaying for the first time in a few years and it is the one thing that has aged horribly. Perhaps because I got used to RDR2’s horse mechanics and what not. I really hope it gets fixed or at least tweaked in the remaster, although I sort of doubt it will.

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Why wasn't Ep 249 Horse racing in the top 10?

So here I was- listening to the newly released episode 'Best of- part 3' expecting to at least hear a mention of Horse Racing and nothing.

Piss story was obviously going to be No. 1 but still- Horse racing not even on the top 10?

I know comedy is subjective and everything but it honestly felt like Horse racing was one of the best episodes they made. I actually laughed. That's incredible.

So I ask you fellow Aunty Donna podcast listeners.

What did y'all think of Horse racing? Forgettable? Okay? God-like? Any of the above works

I'm just curious

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Any good places in India having Racing simulator rigs to play top Racing Games, charged on hourly basis?
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What's the best bet in Horse Racing?
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My wife and kids are threatening to leave, because of my obsession with horse-racing.

And they're off!

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Horse Racing Breakage Could Be On Its Way Out In Kentucky usbets.com/horse-racing-b…
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Horse Racing Game Experience in Arkycia Metaverse youtube.com/watch?v=KSv6K…
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This guy in my NFT horse racing sub was complaining about a whale lowering their floor. His logic makes no sense. Can’t compute(rshare)
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Is horseback riding popular in your country? What about horse racing?
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A horse not for racing! v.redd.it/gi08ibghirc81
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I made Diesel Camaro (Coalmaro) Liveries and Tunings in Forza Horizon 5! 2017 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Liveries: V2: 104 507 181 V1: 596 261 656 Tunes: Racing and Drifting All-Around: 798 068 277 Full Drift w/ All the Horses: 145 963 088
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Racing a horse in Lafia v.redd.it/8dzvsmnaqjd81
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What happened in Abu Dhabi Grand Prix yesterday wasn't fair, it was Lewis Hamilton's race: Narain Karthikeyan | Racing News - Times of India timesofindia.indiatimes.c…
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TIL that Motorcycle Chariot Racing became an extremely popular sport in the 1920s when some Australians replaced the horses with motorcycles, after watching the silent film version of 'Ben Hur' thedrive.com/news/38365/m…
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What is the official data source for Horse racing results in Australia?
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The latest Ferrari β€˜Icona’ Series, the FerrariDaytonaSP3 has been revealed. Iconic, like the signature mid-rear-mounted naturally-aspirated V12. Iconic, like the design inspired by the stylistic language of Prancing Horse’s 1960s racing cars, but clothed in modern forms.
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Benetton India is making official F1 merchandise again in tribute to their racing heritage reddit.com/gallery/rl8pyo
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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Is there a mod for horse racing in Skyrim?

Like a tournament in witcher 3 and random events where strangers ask you if you wanna race like in rdr2

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Has anyone in here built regression models for horse racing?
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Married Tories Esther McVey and Philip Davies take Β£18k of VIP tickets in two months || The first couple of freebies both declared VIP tickets for horse racing, motorsport, football and tennis events - including thousands of pounds worth of gifts from betting firms mirror.co.uk/news/politic…
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What do horse racing and stoned cows have in common?
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Equine Energy Healing session for Body Soreness in Racing Thoroughbred Horses youtu.be/h-ulBByX8PI
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This is fucking horse sh*t. Is it really this bad in India's job market? College tier as a requirement?
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When will Melbournians get over horse racing?

Surely we have evolved enough as a species to move on already.

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Z-40 TreviΓ±o's Lexington ranch, Zule Farms in Oklahoma, where the Zetas moved their horse racing business
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