I’m looking for something new that’ll blow my mind. My most recent deep dives were The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, and Jeff Buckley. I’m pretty familiar with 80s/90s rock bands (and please don’t rec Hoobastank). Looking for something that’s either going to make me think or is groundbreaking sound wise.
Here’s some of my fav artists/albums in no particular order to base this off of.
All of Kanye’s discography (especially Yeezus), Frank Ocean, Currents (Tame Impala), Room on Fire (The Strokes), IGOR and Cherry Bomb (Tyler, The Creator), Fine Line (Harry Styles), Saturation 1-3 (Brockhampton), In Utero (Nirvana), Daytona (Pusha T), Heaven to a Tortured Mind (Yves Tumour), Duran Duran before the year 2000, Hello Nasty (Beastie Boys), and Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends (Coldplay)
Sorry to make this so long, I got carried away.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
Because his Visa didn’t work.
"That's what they're fighting about."
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
A happy Uncle.....
I’d never seen him be 4.
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭
"No, it doesn't."
We couldn't afford a dog...
Actually different
You know. Roll reversal.
