A list of puns related to "Home Army"
I get back home from a month out field on ex in the Army and I take a shower with my missus. I then look at my face in the mirror after.
"I reckon I still have cam cream in and behind my ears" I say.
"I can't see any of it" says my wife.
"Of course you can't see it mate, it's cam cream" says I.
wife groans
My brother comes home from the army for the weekend. And my mother is talking with him about places to go eat. The convo went like this....
Bro - "I've heard that this restaurant does a military discount"
Mom - "Yeah they do, on a Tuesday"
Bro - "Why a Tuesday?"
Me - "Yeah, why'd they choose that day..."
a few seconds of silence before it hit them. And then groans and laughter. I was proud of that one.
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