A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says

β€œFive beers, please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *

Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_OxonFaier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.

"I'll take 5 beers, please " he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: β€œUgh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”

β€œThat was pepper spray.”

Got me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gorescittmore
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I was watching back to the future and I am amazed at how well they hold up.

They truly were ahead of their time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxHero5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Hold up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimilarBowl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.

I think that's just bad ad vise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What holds the sun up in the sky?

Sunbeams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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A Roman soldier walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, hold ups two fingers and says..

"Let me get five beers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Hold up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsilver-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....

you can hear the OSHA?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaxxisR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What's round and holds your pants up?

A wedding ring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qqqqall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.

All I got was 6 years for armed robbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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How does our Solar System hold its pants up?

With an asteroid belt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scaryAstronaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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My daughter was acting up so I stuck one end of a piece if wire in the ground and told her to hold the other end.

Now she's grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brophyg4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverageHeathen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why did the robber choose not to hold up a clothing store?

He thought there would be too many causal T's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skippingape
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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*holds up individual sock*

I gotta put this sock on JDate because it’s single now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxiouscuke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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"There are just too many bits in this bed." Wife holds up a piece of a dog bone.

Me "that one is too big to be a 'bit.' It needs a new category... How about eight bits equal a bite."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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How does Jupiter hold up it's weight? With A-Steroid Belt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/many2do
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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*holds up index finger*

Dad: What do you see?

Me: A finger

Dad: Good, then I've hid well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shurdi3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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Julius Caesar walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers

And says "Give me five beers".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumperBabyAngel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says

"Five beers,please."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says...

5 beers please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyCritter83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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A Roman walks in a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says:

"I'll have 5 beer please."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m6llow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.

He says to the bartender, "5 beers, please!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says:

β€œFive beers, please.”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: β€œFive beers, please.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocbrad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and yells "Five beers, please!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers, and says

"Five beers, please."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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A Roman at a bar holds up his first two fingers and asks for five beers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soft_Light
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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