Hold Me Closer Puns

A list of puns related to "Hold Me Closer"

TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

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👤︎ u/SusheeMonster
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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A little road trip humor...

Getting closer to our destination, I mention to my wife that I need to go pee. She asks, "Can you hold it?" I cup my hands and say, "I suppose maybe for a little bit, but I think it'll leak out." Suffice it to say that she retracted the courteous offer and made me wait. Worth it!

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👤︎ u/pmkenny1234
📅︎ Sep 26 2014
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Come home for the weekend, mom find an old pair or my jeans. "Are these tiny pants" ....

Dad from 3 rooms over yells out "Hold me closer tiny pantser!"

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👤︎ u/vinegar_strokes_
📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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