History of the New York Yankees Puns

Here is a source.

Ruth had 4, Mantle had 2, Maris had 1, Arod had 1, and Judge has 1.

First division title since 2012

Game 1: Yankees win 7-2

Game 2: Orioles win 5-3

Game 3: Orioles win 7-5

YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GUIDELINES

1. Let’s try to be more creative than “lul Braves” or any of those low effort jokes. These jokes are unfunny and unimaginative and we all know we are better than that.

2. This is a roast thread, please take all jokes as well…..a joke. I saw a few cases of retaliation and arguing when I did the r/nfl roast series and I would like to avoid that as much as possible in this one. Please remember that jokes are jokes, don’t like it? Move on.

3. NO OTHER TEAM BASHING, save that precious ammo for when that teams time to be roasted comes.

4. No malicious posts, trolling, or over the top comments attacking r/baseball users. As i said before this is supposed to be light hearted and fun, let’s keep it that way.

5. The next team up will be posted in the thread the day before, so you guys will have time to come up with material and decent jokes referring to the team.

6. The mods have told me that they will be hands off for these threads, however sub rules still apply. Any overtly homophobic, racist, or malicious material may result in you being banned from the sub so play nice.

7. Have fun! This is meant to be lighthearted thread and they are to be taken as such. The offseason can be long and hopefully this series will provide some fun to pass the time. So roast away!

Questions

If you have any questions, feel free to message me about the series and I will get back to you as soon as I can. I am at work from 9-6 so I may not get back to you until that night so be patient.

Previous Roasts

Roast 1 of 30 – [Philadelphia Phillies] (https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7fwme0/rbaseball_roast_of_the_philadelphia_phillies_130/)

Roast 2 of 30 [New York Mets] (https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7g5mv7/rbaseball_roast_of_the_new_york_mets_230/)

Roast 3 of 30 [Atlanta Braves] (https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7geyrg/rbaseball_roast_of_the_atlanta_braves_330/)

Roast 4 of 30 [Miami Marlins] (https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7gof48/rbaseball_roast_of_the_miami_marlins_430/)

Roast 5 of 30 [Washington Nationals] (https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7gwbxn/rbaseball_roast_of_the_washington_nationals_530/)

Roast 6 of 30 [Baltimore Orioles] (https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7hjoel/rbaseball_roast_of_the_baltimore_orioles_630/)

Roast 7 of 30 [Toronto Blue Jays] (https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7hs6pi/rbaseball_roast_of_the_toronto_blue_jays_730/)

Roast 8 of 30 [Tampa Bay Rays] (https://www

#ALL ABOARD THE BLUE JAYS HYPE TRAIN

I am honored that the New York Yankees have welcomed Terrance Gore, who helped you all in Kansas City win that World Series against the Mets in 2015, as part of its 40-man roster. I will assure you that the Yankees will treat him well and so do we, its millions of fans.

Thank you, Kansas City, for taking care of Terrance and we hope for the best as he begins his new chapter as a minor leaguer with the Yankees.

John

Game 1 (7/20): Mets 7, Yankees 5

WP: Syndergaard (6-1) LP: German (2-6) SV: Gsellman

Game 2 (7/21): Mets 6, Yankees 7

WP: Gray (7-2) LP: Matz (4-8) SV: Shreve

Game 3 (8/13, makeup from 7/22): Mets 8, Yankees 5

WP: deGrom (7-7) LP: Severino (15-6) SV: Gsellman

Here is a source.

Ruth had 4, Mantle had 2, Maris has 1, Arod had 1, and Judge has 1.

Here is a source.

Ruth had 4, Mantle had 2, Maris has 1, Arod had 1, and Judge has 1.