Dad really misses him.
I was speechless.
Otis was trying to be an imPAWSter 😎
"Uhh, 4:15," he said.
He is quoted as saying “I can’t wait to start my new life as an exterminator.”
He asks the widow “May I say a word?” And she agrees.
The man stands up and says “Plethora”
When he sits down. The widow leans over and says “Thank you, that means a lot.”
He replied "You"
The man was saddened deeply at the loss. It felt only natural that he bury the animal properly. He went to a nearby church. He found the priest and said, "Sir, can you help me? I would like to give my dog a proper burial."
The priest was bothered by the notion of burying the dog in the cemetery. He replied, " I am sorry for your loss sir, but we can't accept your pet into our burial grounds."
The man's heart sank, but he wasn't about to give up. He asked the priest, "Is their anywhere I can take him?"
The priest thought carefully and said, "You can try one of the protestant churches on the other side of town."
A gleam of hope came over the man's face. "Thank you Father, I will do just that. I do have one final question. Being a man of the cloth do you think a $10,000 donation would be appropriate for whomever will let me bury my pet?
The priest then burst out, " I am so sorry sir you can most certainly bury your pet here! You didn't mention that your dog was Catholic!"
It's now a butterfly cake
In his dad-a-base
He said it helps and leaves them all in stitches.
The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.
"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."
EDIT The responses here are incredible! 👌
Because he's outstanding
They're both cauldron.
Bro Eucalyptus!
It was a parallelogram
But he was just too far out, man.
Driving home after a long week and had been driving for five hours or so on two lane roads through NM and AZ. Hour south of Petrified Forest and see four sheep on the side of the road.
Me: Son see those sheep? There must be a break in the fence and they are wandering away from their ranch.
Son: Well, that sounds baaaad.
He just can't seem to part with it.
All he would say on the matter was "Reddit"
http://imgur.com/a/1qKYz
His bone ami.
Grand Pa: What does Mr. Potato Head and Cuba have in common?
Me:expecting the worstWhat's that.....
Grand Pa: They both have a dictator.
A homiecide
I guess you could say he always delivered.
"I really missed him."
Han sanitizer
The par-king space.
I was speechless.
He Said “You”
They are both cauldron.
They're both cauldron.
They're both cauldron.
I was speechless.
I was speechless.
They're both cauldron.
They are both cauldron.
They're both cauldron.
I was speechless.
