If I got a pet turtle, it would have to be a female.

So I could name her Herschel Walker.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Manartguy
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Jewish dad joke.

Two boys, named Avram and Herschel, were playing dreidel. Herschel had all his coins in the pot. Avram spins and when the dreidel lands he takes all the coins from the pot.

Herschel says, "Hey!"

And Avram says, "No, Gimmel!"

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