A father was laying on his deathbed...

โ€œMary, my wife, are you here with me?โ€ โ€œYes, I am, dearest.โ€

โ€œAnd Louise, my mother in law, are you here with me?โ€ โ€œYes, I am, Paul, Iโ€™m here with you.โ€

โ€œAnd you, children, are you here, Karen and Henry?โ€ โ€œYes, yes we are, daddy!โ€ โ€œThen how the hell is the living room light left on?!โ€

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Indiana Jones Dad Joke

I know its not intentional, but Henry Jones (Indiana's dad) makes a great dad joke. Here's the video: http://youtu.be/rUHZZwuybiY?t=23s

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