My dad has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
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︎ Feb 08 2021
A guy told me the size of my heart matters more than my physical size.
Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My Dad has the heart of a lion
and now he's banned from our local zoo.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
My kid got tattoos of a heart, club, diamond and spadeβall without my permission.
I might have to deal with him later.
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︎ Apr 17 2018
My best friend Gavin died of heart burn
Still can't believe Gav is gone.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers
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︎ Feb 13 2019
My dad is the most dad jokingest person on earth. This morning he had a heart attack. He's stable and was making dad jokes all the way to the hospital. I need your best of the best jokes for me to tell him when he gets out of surgery.
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︎ Jul 13 2016
My dad still has it one day out of open heart surgery.
Nurse: How do you feel?
Dad: with my fingers mostly
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︎ Aug 26 2017
My granddad has the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from London zoo.
π︎ 16
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My dad has a heart of a lion!
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Apr 12 2020
My grandfather had the heart of a lion
And a permanent ban from the nearby zoo
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︎ Oct 20 2020
My grandpa has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
π︎ 16
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︎ Sep 02 2020
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...
...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My old grandad has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
π︎ 3
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︎ Sep 11 2020
My son has the heart of a lion....
And a lifetime ban from the zoo!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My brother has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
My grandpa has the heart of a lion...
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
π︎ 7
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My grandpa had the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the Zoo
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︎ Mar 27 2020
My dad has a heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from the zoo
π︎ 67
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︎ Jul 04 2019
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
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︎ Nov 21 2017
My grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a life time ban from the zoo
π︎ 19
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︎ Oct 04 2019
My father has the heart of a lion...
... and a life ban from the local zoo.
π︎ 4
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︎ Nov 10 2019
My grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
π︎ 20
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︎ Jul 15 2019
My grampa has the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
π︎ 41
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︎ Nov 07 2018
My Grandpa had the heart of a lion...
And a life time ban from the Zoo.
π︎ 7
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I told my wife I have the heart of a lion...
also a lifetime ban from the zoo.
π︎ 9
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︎ Jan 04 2019
My grandfather has the heart of a lion.
He also has a lifelong ban from the zoo.
#darkhumor
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︎ Apr 17 2019
My brother has the heart of a lion
And a restraining order from a zoo.
π︎ 10
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︎ Nov 29 2018
My granddad has the heart of a lion...
And also a lifetime ban from London Zoo
π︎ 9
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︎ Nov 07 2018
My grandfather had the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
π︎ 16
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︎ Apr 02 2017
My dad has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the city zoo.
π︎ 19
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︎ Jul 24 2015
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