Howdy, first time poster here (iirc) and as I was watching through the watch party that the cast did for the finale, I thought it might be a good idea to write out a summary of what they talked about for anyone who might be too busy to watch it themselves.
- The statue broke almost immediately after Laura won it when David's cousin came on stage and accidentally knocked it over, which broke the hair off it (it was fixed very quickly after). Paul was especially worried about it breaking because last year apparently Leigh did almost the same thing and knocked it over and broke it.
- Jeremy absolutely hated the molding process since he had to stay in that rig or whatever for like 25 minutes unable to do anything.
- Guy brought the rock in as a bit of a joke but figured he could have a chance if he argued well, but once it came below Laura he kind of knew it was over (especially with the team task) so he was able to enjoy the show a bit more. Urzila says that's why she and Matt had so much fun, because they were basically out of the running instantly.
- David says he loves Matt as a heel, like in pro wrestling, and apparently they went after each other (in a fun way) a lot in the studio every single night, but not that much was shown. David was guilty after the first night, but Matt reassured him that he was comfortable with the banter and then they turned it up after that.
- The closest Matt came from trying was when he tried to eat all the meat from the meat tray David got him for the diss track apology (it was way too much, 6kg, and also unrefrigerated). Matt wanted to send a picture of him eating the whole thing (in one night) as a gesture but it backfired.
- Someone in that asks what everyone's favourite task is.
- Guy: The Grape Escape (He really did like how the last milk task was designed as well).
- Laura: The Grape Escape (Also liked the design of the sabotage task).
- David: Whenever he phenomenally fucked up a task (After the initial pain, he almost immediately after, he realised that it'd be super funny for the show).
- Matt: (Didn't answer)
- Urzila: The ones that didn't make it on air.
- The heist task was originally meant to be cut, but Matt was so excited for it to be shown that they ended up using it so his heart wouldn't be broken. Matt thought it was a lot funnier while doing it than watching it.
- Squirt was meant to be a tiebreaker but they messed up by not putting a time limit on it, so almost everyone went a lot more i
I know the whole "dream lineup" question has been done to death here, I'm not asking that... what I am asking, however, is: which NZ comedians / TV personalities do you think would be suitable and up for doing Taskmaster? Thanks to TMNZ, I've also got into Have You Been Paying Attention NZ and now I REALLY want to see Ray O'Leary on a future series. I also wouldn't mind Rhys Mathewson or Josh Thomson, and Hayley Sproull would be a lot of fun too. My knowledge on NZ personalities is basically non-existant though, so who else would our Kiwi friends suggest for a future series?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
