Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Come on guys, stop it with the Harambe memes...
...You`re beating a dead monkey.
Dad Poem for Harambe (Closer Remix)
So pull thay baby closer
Like that kid in your enclosure
That Harambe call his home
Shoot a bullet through his shoulder
Pull the sheets right of the corner
Of the haystack that he stole
From his brother back in jungle
Harambe's never getting older!
I went to a zoo today. The only animal they had was a dog
It was a shih tzu
Did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
Think about it, when’s the last time you ate a monkey?
What monkey is an outlaw in all Islamic states?
Harambe.
A man and a gorilla walked into a bar. The man told the bartender to bring the gorilla ice. The bartender said "Ice? Nothing else?"
The man said: "Yes. Just ice for harambe."
Group Costume Idea
Group costume idea: a private investigation team looking for a large gorilla.
#DicksOutForHarambe
