Sorry, we're all out of Guccis.
An Im-purse-onator.
They asked me "are you more of a skirt or a handbag?"
I thought about it for a second and confidently chose handbag.
"So you admit it! You're an accessory!"
It's a purse anole day for her.
Credit: Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2020
If they didn’t, why do we need anti-purse-per-ant
It’s my first time, be gentle.
I guess she's not easily purse-sueded.
She said she should have made a video and had blue purse at the end.
It's a blessing, and a purse.
... Hot Purse Suits
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm . . . that’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”
The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
But when I gave it to her she just said "Bah handbag"
I'm currently running my players through a D&D adventure titled "Curse of Strahd".
Last session, my players found a journal revealing details about the main villain, Count Strahd Von Zarovich. When they acquired it, I passed the adventure book over--opened up to an illustration depicting the journal's pages--and one of the players proceeded to read. After struggling for a bit, he said, "I'm having a tough time reading this cause it's so cursive."
Yes," I responded. "It's the cursive Strahd."
I had that one chambered and ready for weeks, just waiting for the right moment.
What my players don't know is that I'm also going to include a few other bits of flavor for my them to find as they progress through the game:
- A fancy handbag with the initials "SVZ" hammered into the leather... the "purse of Strahd"
- A grave in which the Von Zarovich family nanny is buried... the "nurse of Strahd"
- A carriage very obviously built to accommodate Strahd's coffin... the "hearse of Strahd"
- A book full of poetry written during Strahd's younger days, before he was consumed by darkness... the "verse of Strahd"
