Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!
In the M section, right after mist.
Thanks HAI
Dad holds baby boy
Baby smiles and starts to coo. "Hai ku, I am dad."
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Mr. Cleaver got a staph infection...
Ward have MRSA!
[English/Dutch Bilingual Pun] Two fish meet in the ocean, one speaking English and the other speaking Dutch.
English fish: "Hi!"
Dutch fish: "WAAR?!"
(Edit: It also works with German. "WO?!")
What do you call an intelligence test that asks you questions specifically about Japanese poems?
A haiQ test
Learn Chinese in 5 min
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
- Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
- Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
- staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
Regular fish get educated in schools, but where do sharks go for education?
Ok this requires a bit of context. In Norwegian, shark translates to hai. The answer is therefore:
Sharks go to Hai-Schools!
This is quite a classic, in norwegian, but as we donβt call groups of fish schools, i found this joke works for both languages! Hope you enjoyed!
How high is a man from China...
*Haow Hai
My 5 year old daughter to me: "Daddy, what do you call a poet who sneezes during a performance?"
"A hai-choo!"
She learns from the best ;-)
Dad holds baby son.
Baby laughs and starts to coo.
βHai ku, I am dad.β
