Why should you always knock on the door before you open the fridge?
Because there might be a salad dressing!
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︎ Feb 26 2022
A man bursts the door open and shouts: "Doctor help me I'm shrinking!!"
The doctor replies: "well you're gonna have to be a little patient"
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︎ Nov 19 2021
Someone left the front door open.
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︎ Feb 19 2022
A funeral procession is going up a steep hill when the door of the Hearst flies open
The casket falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the dead guy says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
Just got diagnosed with COVID today - I'll be ok, but it reminded me of this joke.
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︎ Jan 04 2022
A clown held a door open for me the other day.
I thought, βthatβs a nice jesterβ.
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︎ Jan 11 2022
What did the three-legged cat say when he kicked open the doors of the old west saloon?
I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!
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︎ Nov 17 2021
My son can get open the door to the truck all by himself now
I said "O you got it handled eh?"
He says "yup! get it? Handled?"
/proud
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︎ Nov 28 2021
My Grandad was always going on about the good old days when you could leave your doors open etc.
Lovely man, terrible submarine Captain...
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︎ Jul 15 2021
My daughters most recent dadjoke....what does the magician say to magically open any door?
Abrecadabra π«
(Abre is "open" in Spanish)
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︎ Oct 07 2021
The landlord left the balcony door open in the suite next to mine and a bunch of pigeons moved in. I donβt mind much, I wasnβt a fan of the old neighbours but these onesβ¦
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︎ Jul 21 2021
How do you open the doors of a monastery?
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︎ Sep 02 2021
My car tells me jokes when i open my door to get out. The best part is it understands my humor but I wish they programmed it with more than one joke...
It keeps telling me my door is a jar.
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︎ Jul 30 2021
I'm running a D&D campaign and I figured out the best riddle for the players to solve to open a door.
"Take thine father's blade and ascend!"
>!The solution is Pa's Sword 1234!<
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︎ May 03 2021
A kid went to open the fridge door.
He wanted a glass of milk, but when he saw the jug he whined in disappointment. βDad, the milkβs curdled!β
His Dad called back, βWould you like to make some cheese for that whine, son?β
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︎ Jun 17 2021
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I'm sick and tired of people coming into my house, trying to sell me books, and then just marching out and leaving the door wide open.
Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Just open the door!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, βIf the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?β
I said, βNo, we will still be friends.β
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
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︎ Nov 14 2020
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︎ Sep 06 2020
If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen, the door is always open.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
What are the 2 words that will open a lot of doors in your life?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
(People from the UK will get this) What key opens every door?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Why should you knock on the fridge door before you open it?
There could be a salad dressing in there!
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︎ Dec 04 2021
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case thereβs a salad dressing
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I couldn't get the door open.
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︎ Sep 21 2021
I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
There could be a salad dressing
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︎ Jun 16 2021
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before you open it?
Because there could be a salad dressing!
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
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︎ Jan 08 2021
A clown held the door open for me
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Hold the door open for a clown
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︎ Jan 07 2021
The other day I held the door open for a clown
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︎ Aug 24 2020
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I held the door open for a clown
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A clown held the door open for me today.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
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︎ Feb 17 2019
A man dressed as a clown held the door open for me today at the store.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
I held the door open for a clown today
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
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︎ Feb 20 2016
Why couldn't the man open the door?
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︎ Jun 25 2016
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