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He puts them on the counter of the store and the tailor looks at them.
"Euripedes?" he asks.
"Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"
Me: how was class?
Her: alright we talked about soil. The entire lecture was on soil. How it is made, what contributes to good soil quality. And we learned the twelve categories of soil. Couldn't have been more boring.
Me: boring? Sounds pretty down to earth to me.
Her: haha that's was ridiculous
Me: what, should of I went with a dirtier joke?
Sitting passed out in his chair in the nursing home, dying from Alzheimer's disease, my father the Lutheran pastor farts as loud as can be and looks up tiredly and says.. "What'd that asshole say?"
Dad: Hey son, whats a metaphor? Me: It compares two... Dad: COWS TO GRAZE IN!
So I know this sounds ridiculous but I really need help with a pun.
Imagine a superhero. Punman Obviously the superpower here is to be able to make puns.
What would his sidekick be named? Obviously this is a huge opportunity for a pun, but I got nothing.
Please help. Thank you haha.
My boyfriend is future dad material.
Him: (asks annoying question)
Me: Noooooo (I apparently sound like I'm saying Nooooooo-a)
Him: Who is Noah? You're always calling for him.
Drives me insane. I hear this 'joke' at least once a week.
My dad shipped up a bike to my dorm and I got everything put together except the handle bar (there was a missing piece) and I texted him to tell him the situation. Here's how the conversation went.
Me: I think I got most of it... but I feel like I'm missing something cause I can't attach the handlebar.
Dad: Sounds like you just need to get a handle over the situation
Me: Oh dear... -.-
Dad: Haha I'm just... yanking your chain.
Kid me: Dad, what is a nant? (put emphasis on the space between a and nant)
Dad: Ummmm....I think its some term for computer memory, like part of a byte or something. (this was the late 90s and he worked for a computer company so he was trying to sound smart)
Kid me: No, stupid, an ant, like the things that run around on ant hills.
Dad: Haha (internally wishes I was dead)
