GxP Puns

A list of puns related to "GxP"

My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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👤︎ u/Einstine1984
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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I love the long joke and I found one here I had to steal. My sister did not enjoy. [Long]

I know I don't come here to read a wall of text but since I got this stole this joke from a post here I thought I would share.

My daughter is too young to appreciate this one, you can tell my sister was slightly aggravated.

http://imgur.com/JmnlGxC

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👤︎ u/oohhh
📅︎ Oct 18 2016
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