Me: "Mom, I hate Dad's guts"
Mom: "Shut up and eat what I feed you"
It takes gutsβ¦.
To be an organ donor
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
And a good heart, too.
I hope i de-livered this joke right.
What men have the most guts?
Abdo-men!
It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life π
I committed Seppuku once. I don't think I have the guts to do it again.
Seppuku is the suicidal act of stabbing yourself in the stomach.
Thereβs a rumor that a farm near our school sprayed their fields with chicken guts
My dad was complaining at all the bug guts on the car window. I said β yea, the new windows has lots of bugsβ
it takes guts to commit seppuku
get it?
*bug splats on windshield* "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again"
Did I ever tell you about the time I ate deer guts?
Don't recommend it. It tasted offal.
Looks like he won't have the guts to do that again
It takes guts ...
... to be an organ donor
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor
It takes guts to make a sausage.
It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
