G Music Puns

She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)

I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!

We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)

What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad.

What's a frog's favourite year? A leap year.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Toad

Toad who?

I toad you already - pay attention.

What kind of music do frogs like?

Hip-hop

Bert and Ernie worked together as daytime radio hosts for over twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music and generally made peoples lives a touch brighter as they trundled to their workplace.

Now though, there was a silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax from civil defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public, to tell them that several nuclear missile launches had occured, and that in a few minutes all the world's troubles would be over. But what was the point in that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change?

Ernie looked up at Bert. Their eyes met and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio coor, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career.

Bert. always the consummate professional, turned away as the first explosion split the horizon. He straightened his tie, tucked in his shirt and brushed his hair back. He would meat his fiery death with dignity.

He turned to Ernie and said in a quiet, resigned voice, "How do I look, Ernie?"

Ernie walked slowly over to his friend. He hugged his companion, released him and studied Bert's face. He saw the closeness they shared, all the long years tying them together, and the strength of their relationship. He took a deep breath, with tears streaming down his cheeks. He spoke in a quiet, broken tone:

"With your eyes, Bert."

Sheet music

and someone comes to make a cover

So far I’ve got:

Sandwich co (you can’t beat our meat) IT company (if you’ve got a Trojan we can help) Laundry service (dont press your luck) Organic shop (all we do is pot, and pull hoes) or (getting down and dirty with your hoes) Pet groomers (send your dog to pound town) Transport and travel [by plane] (we’ll get you high) Financial planner (saving lives, with your life savings) Bakery (fresh perky muffins in the front, soft buns in the back) Coffee shop (Mugging you at every corner)

Still looking for raunchy puns and double entendres for:

A Podcast/ music studio A Personal chef A Tour and travel agency A Health care company A Record studio A Game developer A Copyrighting co A Tailor A Garage/bike repair company A Clothing/hat maker A Personal trainer A Truck sharing (moving co) An Architecture bureau or real estate co An Illustrator A Pest control company A Wedding planner A Fishing and charter tour company A Liquor store

Help me out.

My wife and I were out walking the other day and we were trying to get home pretty quickly to beat the rain.

We were passing through the park and passed a man walking 2 dogs when I said the rain is getting close. My wife then said "yeah I've been seeing a couple of spits" to which I replied:

"Uhh, I think they were a different breed, but I could be wrong"

I heard the most disappointed groan from her, which is music to my ears!

It was sole music.

Wrap music!

Edit: wrong form of rap. Hah.

No better music to run to

Since they like Seoul music.

Country music

Pop music.

Apparently it’s the healthiest way to make music

Directly from my father Dad: ehi wanna hear a joke? Me: ..... Dad: idc i tell you anyways.
A windmill tells to another windmill: - what's your favourite type of music?-
The other one answers - i'm a huge metal fan. -

Because they all are an Echo!

(Got my friend who works at Amazon Music with this one)

The saxophonist left. Soon after, he returned, carrying a man wearing a pair of high end headphones.
”What in the WORLD are you doing with that poor man?” His teacher cried.
The saxophonist looked taken aback. ”You said I needed to make my music sound smoother.”
”So…?”
”I figured we would need an audiophile for that.”

What kind of music does Peter Cottontail listen to?

Hippity-Hoppity

Drake is a rapper from Canada, which means that his music is...

Ba-na-na-na-naaaaa

Brought to you by my 8yo who had music class this week.

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

Credit: @Dadsaysjokes on twitter

Son: Do I need to turn out off and on again?

Wife: Just stop hitting the buttons, it's frozen.

Me: No, this is The Secret Life of Pets.

The sweet music of exasperated sighs.

A while ago, I had a funny interaction when I called the lift to go to my flat. In it, a deeply apologetic clearly German neighbour. She had it absolutely filled to the brim with assorted pots and vases.

Standard greetings, "no worries", and found myself a corner in which to stand in-between pots. Queue the jazzy lift music.

"So, what are you? Some sort of pot dealer?"

"Nein! Diese are from a Freund!“

Picture it. June, 1971. London.

Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are celebrating the release of their album Tarkus at the Seven Stars Pub.

Very quickly, both ELP and their BACs are riding high.

Nothing can spoil this evening.

Enter King Crimson, their bitter rivals in experimental jazz-fusion symphonic rock.

A chill hits the air, but they manage some level of civility.

Fripp even manages to put aside his seething anger at Lake for defecting to Emerson's new project and stands a round for all.

It's unclear exactly when Hawkwind arrives, but the strained emotions soon give way to genuine cheer and good will.

Lemmy, their basist at the time, could have that effect on people.

Unfortunately, he also later looks directly at Lake, points at Fripp and company and asks, "Waren't you wiv his lot?"

The police report explains that the ensuing fracas lasted for about 30 minutes at caused at least £4,500 (£56,604.93 in 2021, or $78,480.75) in damages, several broken bones and uncounted stiches.

The scrum finally calms down after Peter Gabriel, who was [throwing darts](https://darthelp.com/articles/the-history-of-darts/#:~:text=M

...because music is my outlet.

They split ways when Ice T said that Cube just watered down the music

We have a bird of prey that only dances in the dark to 80's music,............ Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark!

Meanwhile, I was listening to some music on our TV on YouTube, to be precise, the album "Inside", by Bo Burnham. My dad walks in, sees the title of the album written on the screen, and says: "if you were painting the outer wall, that would be 'Outside', right?"

His explanation was music to my ears.

But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.

What do you call hip hop sheet music?

Rapping paper.

B♯

Pop music

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!

Royalty free music.

One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Country music

(Picked it from another sub)

All national anthems are country music

Country music

Country music

They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made people's lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work.

Now, though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from the Department of Defense. As licensed broadcasters they were legally obligated to alert the public, to tell them the nukes were flying and that in a few minutes all the world's troubles would be over. What, though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change?

Their eyes met and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door the colleagues toasted the end of a long career.

Bert, always the consummate professional, turned away from the window as the first explosion split the distant horizon. He straightened his tie, tucked in his shirt, and brushed his hair back. He would meet his fiery death with dignity.

He turned to Ernie and said in a quiet, resigned voice, "How do I look, Ernie?"

Ernie walked slowly over to his friend. He looked into Bert's face and saw the closeness they shared, the strength of their relationship, forged over the years. He took a deep breath and spoke quietly:

"With your eyes, Bert."

Country music.

Pop music.