Green Eyed Lady Puns

Today i walked into Walgreens with my father. After getting all our stuff we walk to the register where my dad asks the lady why their walls aren't green. Needless to say, I walked out of the store with my head down and eyes on the floor.

At the grocery store guy gets on the PA and announces "reminder, we've got a great sale in the produce department. Red grapes, green grapes, and black grapes all on sale for 99 cents/pound. It's a great deal"

So I turned to the lady next to me in the frozen aisle and said "more like a... Grape deal"

She just gave a small snort and rolled her eyes...