Gorgeous Frankenstein Puns

I don't know for sure if this is the appropriate sub for this, if there's a better one, point me towards it.

Anyways, I work at a thrift store and a customer bought it, so it didn't get a chance to look at it for too long, but I've been looking for it online since I got off work.

Its looked like an art print, but possibly a painting, of what looked like Frankenstein (the customer referred to him as a zombie, but I'm about 90% sure it was Frankenstein), sitting in a field, on a little hill. He's reading a book, and the whole painting is actually quite calm and cheery. My first thought was that maybe it was from some sort of illustrated version of the book. It was signed at the bottom, all I could make out was Carl F-something.

if anyone knows what it is or anywhere I might be able to find it, or even how to better Google something like that, that'd make my day.

https://youtu.be/uP4-RfuKH4A

This is th video I watched. And this is the comment that sold me on the game lol

https://imgur.com/a/Tzpg8fH

So I basically come from warzone, pubg and apex, and I'd lie if I said I enjoyed BR,, far from it, I really just enjoy the settings, the gunplay, how realistic everything looks, feels and plays...etc.

I played a lot of BF3 back in the day, then I quit gaming for a long time and came back when warzone dropped. Ngl, MW2019 is a solid game. I fell in love with the gritty tone they had on the modern day civil and proxy wars and the overall vibe is just astonishing beyond belief.

Cold war integrated last year and the game started going downhill from there. That gunplay feel to it went away and it's now a Frankenstein of weird COD releases. The latest vanguard release was the tackiest of them of them all, let's not talk about that.

Anyway. I had high hopes for BF2042, so I got the EA play and tried the beta when it was released. I ain't no passionate BF games player, but that game felt off. Way off. And since I had the EA subscription for a month, I tried BF5 while I'm at it, well, it's good, but not GOOD enough. Felt a bit fake.

So I gave up on the battlefield franchise altogether, but I keep seeing videos of BF1 lobbies' chaos, and it just looks like a real all-out war where people are terrified to death and are dying. Other games try to recreate that but they fail miserably. It's just too much bombing noise or whatever, and it feels like a fake ass game. BF1 is not.

The voices of the dead scared men, the foreign languages, the whistles when charging a location, the destruction, the weapons feel, the character is not a fucking disabled piece of shit like pubg, he actually can climb rocks and obstacles, run fairly fast and go to prone, crouch end jump almost on command... And then you get the settings, the maps look absolutely gorgeous, I played the first mission, that shocked German soldier walking amidst death all stunned, when I saw that, I was like "...wtf?" Never seen that in games before! And your characters are dying? Bruh Price has been in the COD franchise since COD2 10 years ago.

I also like how they emphasize team play through their challenges. I found myself not enjoying the iron sights and the current weapon at all and wanted to unlock other weapons and voila, I need to revive 20 people. And here I thought I'd play with the assault class and keep demolishing buildings over campers.

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So, I've been doing these kinds of posts for some years now, every time I reach a new milestone in my musical theatre journey. I started listening to Cast Recordings about three years ago, as I realized that I loved musical theatre but was unable to see most shows with my own eyes. (I live in Mexico, where we rarely get musicals and, if we do, they are translated)

I make this post for those who think that they are unable to enjoy musical theatre from afar. Look where I've come, by just listening to the Cast Recordings! My recommendation is to pay attention to the lyrics. If a musical does its job well, the story will live in its lyrics. It doesn't hurt to check out the Wikipedia page for some guidance. If you can, reading the script along with the cast recording gives a more rounded experience.

I have compiled every musical I've listened to in a list, wherein I also list my favorite songs from the score. Feel free to recommend any more shows, I'm always on the lookout! Also, you can use this as a way to find your next favorite musical!

1. Into The Woods - Prologue or On the Steps of the Palace
2. Oklahoma! - Oh, What a Beautiful Morning! or Oklahoma or The Surrey With The Fringe On Top
3. Sunday In The Park With George - Title Song or It's Hot Up Here
4. Passion - Happiness
5. Heathers - Dead Girl Walking
6. Dear Evan Hansen - Good For You
7. Avenue Q - The Internet is for Porn or There's a Fine, Fine Line
8. Be More Chill - More Than Survive
9. Spring Awakening - The Bitch Of Living or Touch Me
10. Wicked - Defying Gravity or Popular or No Good Deed or The Wizard and I
11. Something Rotten! - Hard To Be The Bard or Right Hand Man or A Musical
12. The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee - The I Love You Song
13. Waitress - She Used To Be Mine or What Baking Can Do or When He Sees Me
14. The Book of Mormon - I Believe
15. The Phantom of the Opera - The Phantom of the Opera or Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again
16. Merrily We Roll Along - Old Friends or Not A Day Goes By or Opening Doors
17. Falsettos - I'm Breaking Down or A Day In Falsettoland
18. The Last Five Years - Moving Too Fast or A Summer in Ohio
19. Matilda The Musical - Miracle or Revolting Children
20. Mean Girls - World Burn
21. Hairspray - It Takes Two or You Can't Stop The Beat
22. 36 Questions - For The Record or We Both
23. Legally Blonde The Musical - So Much Better
24. Les Misérables - On My Own or One Day More!
25. Kinky Boots

Overview

The Spy Who Loved Me was a pivotal milestone for the James Bond series. The Man With the Golden Gun had disappointed both critically and financially, and legal problems flourished in the wake of Harry Saltzman's exit from the franchise. With Fleming's novels running out anyway, and Roger Moore still just a pale shadow next to Sean Connery, it's not hard to envision an alternate reality where the Bond series petered out around this time. Happily, The Spy Who Loved Me was such a well-crafted, crowd-pleasing success that it ensured Bond's longevity for years and years to come. Today it is widely regarded as one of the best Bond films in general, and Roger Moore's best in particular.

Point-By-Point

• The pre-titles sequence is an all-time winner. Not only is there a thrilling ski chase, but it's topped off with one of the most amazing stunts in the entire franchise. Bond falls in silence for several seconds after skiing off the high cliff, then the Union Jack parachute blooms open to the accompaniment of the 'James Bond Theme'. Perfection.
• The title theme, 'Nobody Does It Better', strikes exactly the right note, as the Bond filmmakers are currently in the process of proving to us that Bond is indeed the best, and is not yet ready to be put out to pasture. "Oh, what, you thought we were out of ideas? Just because the last one had J.W. Pepper and a midget? Well, get ready to eat your words, Ebert!" Maurice Binder also outdoes himself with the title sequence, with gymnastic silhouettes jumping every which way.
• I don't believe for a minute that the head of the KGB would be cool with his agents hooking up. Here's General Gogol breaking the news somberly to Anya about her boyfriend's death, and I'm just sitting here thinking, "Bitch, you're lucky he doesn't have you shot."
• For such a notable Bond movie, Stromberg is a somewhat forgettable villain. Beyond his insane ambitions for a utopia beneath the sea, we really don't know much about him, so he comes off as little more than a Blofeld clone. I find him enjoyable to watch, however, which is testament to the acting talents of Curt Jurgens. The moment when we first watch Atlantis rise from the depths, to the accompaniment of classical music, is an underrated highlight. It's almost like a scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
• The rooftop fight with Sandor is suitably visceral. Bond knocking him cold-bloodedly off the roof after he's given him Fekkesh's location is a great moment. "What a

Three seasons have come and gone… well at least metaphorically. The search for Dee Pression’s Next Drag Superstar is BACK (once again) with the hopes of actually finishing a fucking season. Fourteen contestants are ready to fight their way to their shot at the crown, bragging rights in the Home of Phobia discord server, and a cash prize of $100,000 in fictional money. We’re not rich in real life!! We can’t give out money like this…

The camera pans to the twerkroom entrance, looking dustier than ever and covered in cobwebs. Crew members are sent in to clean up the mess and run offscreen in time for the first contestant to begin their journey.

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Call your therapist, because it’s about to get mentally ill up in here!

"I guess it’s time to come out of Freetirement."

“That would have gooped everyone if someone was actually in this damn studio…” mumbles the first victim contestant to enter.

“Are you excited to see me? Yeah, I bet you are, I know you are. I’m Freedom Willowtree, I’m 21 years old and I’m currently living in Seattle, Washington. Since I’m contractually obligated to let y’all know a little bit about me… my drag style is slut or Native American woman, expensive or crafty. There is no in-between” says Freedom Willowtree in a confessional.

“So this is what it looks like…” says Freedom to herself as she wanders around the room.

“Now, don’t get me confused with Treedom Willowfree, she is a fugly slut, Obrigado. I? Well, I am a child of God. Don’t get it twisted” continues Freedom in a confessional.

Freedom continues to hop around the room, eyeing which station she wants to claim for herself to get a prime spot.

“I’m not afraid to leave the old me behind,” begins Freedom in a confessional, “if Dee needs me to change my entire personality to get the crown? Then I’ll do it, I’ll even commit identity theft if I have to. I even debated changing my name to Brunali at one point to see what happens”.

As cued by production, Freedom makes her way over to a table and a set of seven chairs, comfortably resting her booty on a stool while waiting for the next hoe to appear.

"7th times the charm!"

Freedom gasps as the next competitor enters the twerkroom.

“Hello world! I’m IIV, I’m 25 years old, and I’m currently living in Vineland, New Jersey. I’m so excited to make my mark on the DPDR stage! I’m glamorous, I’m vulgar, I’m a cosplayrina, I’m a dancerina… baby? I do it a

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Most of us have been told and took it on faith the one telling us knew what they were talking about. Believe it or not that is victim mentality.  It's a perception - someone else's.  You did not learn this from experience.

We told ourselves there is fiction which are just stories like fairy tales, myths, legends, and there is history, the story of the actual events that took place in the physical objective world. They who said this believed this to be true. They weren't lying to you. That was their perception and set the stage for you to discover that there is no fiction.

Everyone knows the victor writes the history. There are two sides to everything and one side is no better than another. It's their perception. It's a story.

It's ALL a story and fiction is a forgotten memory or it is the story of you. Once you change your perceptions on life, take off the perception field, you begin to see the things you once thought were one way as now another way. Same things - just perceived differently.

We tell ourselves that today's science fiction is tomorrow's reality. All of fiction is a reality at some point in time. Didn't Edgar Allan Poe foretell the death of Richard Parker by cannibalism? Didn't Morgan Robertson foretell the sinking of the Titanic?  In the 1961 novel, "Return from the Stars," Stanislaw Lem predicted the end of the physical book.

We want to know WHY it works but we are stuck in HOW it works thinking that will lead us to the WHY.  Despite science repeating the same thing the ancient Egyptians knew and everyone knew in very ancient times, many cannot perceive it.  That's ok. When we came here we agreed to forget and become humanity, one who believes they are a victim of the objective world.  Over time there are always messengers telling the story of you in many ways in the hopes it will help others in their journey.

God is in Man's heart, his Son is Man's Imagination.  He gave himself and his Son to Man so Man could become One with God. So Man would no longer be part of the created but an Infinite Being too. Observing and Story telling forever.

This is the Promise. All succeed in the end.  That is the end imagined that we are currently playing out.

God means Consciousness of which all things come from and you cannot be all things until you learn. Stop eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge.  It's neither good or bad - it just is whatever you are conscious of it being.

Edgar Allan Poe predicted the cannibalization of Richard Parker

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

When we did our action movie tournament it was 64 movies chosen by the board. I asked for nominations for the comedy tournament and it looks like there were 161 movies nominated. So, we have a couple things to clear up:

Do we want to do a double sized tournament? 128 movies? If so, that tournament will take about 4 months, and we still need to eliminate 33 movies from the nomination list to get down to 128, so what gets eliminated?

Do we want to split it up into two different tournaments so that we can do the first half now and then maybe a sci-fi tournament or whatever and then come back and do the second half of comedy? If so, how do we split it up? Alphabetical? By number of IMDb votes? By year?

Do we want to seed the movies based on IMDb votes again? What do we do about tie breakers?

Does anyone have any other ideas or questions or concerns?

Below, I have listed all 161 movies that were nominated:

A Charlie Brown Christmas

A Christmas Story

A Day At The Race

A Futile and Stupid Gesture

Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

Ace Ventura

Adaptation

After Hours

Airplane!

Amelie

Anchorman

Annie Hall

Arabian Nights

Bad(der) Santa

Being John Malkovich

Being There

Best In Show

Big Night

Black Dynamite

Blazing Saddles

Booksmart

Borat

Bottle Rocket

Bowfinger

Brain Donors

Bridget Jones's Diary

Bringing Up Baby

Cannibal the Musical

Captain Fantastic

Clue

Coming to America

Daisies

Dazed and Confused

Death at a Funeral

Destination Wedding

Dogma

Dr. Strangelove

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Duck Soup

Ed Wood

Election

Evil Dead 2

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Fargo

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Fletch

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Freddy Got Fingered

Funny Face

Galaxy Quest

Get Shorty

Ghostbusters

Grosse Pointe Blank

Groundhog Day

Hairspray (1988)

Happiness

Harold and Maude

Heathers

His Girl Friday

Home Alone

Hot Fuzz

Hot Rod

How to Steal a Million

Hudson Hawk

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Idiocracy

In Bruges

Inherent Vice.

It Happened One Night

Jojo Rabbit

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

Kind Hearts and Coronets

Kingpin

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

L.A. Story

La Dolce Vita

Last Days of Disco

Life is Sweet

Life of Brian

Loaded Weapon 1

Local Hero

Lost in Translation

Manhattan Murder Mystery

Matinee

Mean Girls

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Murder by Death

Naked Gun 33 1/3

National Lampoon's Animal House.

National Lampoon's European Vacation

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Office Space

Out of Sight

Palm Springs

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.