Went for an interview at a blacksmith’s yesterday and he asked me, “Are you any good at shoeing horses?” I answered...
“No, but I once told a donkey to get lost.”
Need some good “goodbye” sayings for grandpa like “see you later alligator!”
My son and his great grandpa always go back and forth with these sayings. We need some good ones to surprise him with!
Did you know viagra is good for sunburns?
It keeps the bed sheets off your legs at night.
People often ask me, "If you could only pick ONE thing, what's most important for good writing?"
My answer is always the same: speling.
For all you jerks who are saying my dad jokes about Christmas aren't any good...
Are there other places on the web you go for good "dad" humor? [META]
Hopefully this doesn't break the rules.
Today I’ll be revealing to this sub the #1 tip for sounding good when you play guitar.
What do you call a gangster who’s always on the hunt for a good deal?
Did you hear about the electrician who was given a medal for good conduct?
A good clean joke for you.
State trooper : if you give me a good reason for speeding I’ll let you go
Old man response : i once had my wife run off on me with a state trooper , i thought you were bringing her back !!
We are having a penis painting themed birthday party for a friend. I have run dry on puns in this category. Looking for a good pun to name the group. Thank you in advance
Do you know why leather armor is good for sneaking?
Because it's literally made of hide.
Did you know that birthdays are good for your health?
The more you have, the longer you live.
I was checking various springs for a project at work. I told my coworker "If you roll them across the table it will make a good snack." He just looked at me with a WTF face...
I told him "What? You never ate Spring Rolls?"
A daughter meets with her Dad for lunch. “Dad I want you to meet my new boyfriend” “Nice to meet you son, where you from?” “I’m from Watford, near London, by the way your daughter is so good in bed!” The father replies very upset and confused “What?!”
“Watford sir, near London.”
What's good when you do it yourself, but bad when someone else does it for you?
Maybe you can help us to find a good Name for a FakeCrime Podcast?
Hello!
Maybe it doesn't really fit in here, but a friend and I want to do a podcast together and are still looking for a good name.
The podcast is just about made up crime stories (as a counter to the thousands of truecrime podcasts out there). It's not one hundred percent serious, but it's not meant to be overly funny either.
We're both big fans of dadjokes and word jokes, but can't come up with a good name.
We also don't want to gain a lot of notoriety with it, but just pass our time.
Maybe someone has a good idea?
Thanks for your support and stay healthy!
Do you ever wonder why nuts are good for your brain?
Good joke for when your kid asks you for money:
Kid: Can I have $10?
You: Pull the bill out of your pocket and say: I have a joke about this bill…
But you won’t get it
Swimming is good for you
especially if you're drowning.
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes ?
A: You never see a rabbit wear glasses.
So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.
I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
Did you know that fake poop is good for your hair?
Yeah, its called sham poo.
What do you call a cow that’s too smart for its own good?
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
If someone says Tequila is good for you
Take it with a pinch of salt
I got a good one for you guys
Here's a good joke for all you mind readers out there
[Request] I need every skeleton/bone related pun you can think of for an upcoming D&D session...I want to really get under my players skin and give them a good ribbing!
You know what would’ve been a good name for a diarrhea medicine?
If you‘re a tester for vacuum cleaners and the vacuum sucks. Is a good or a bad vacuum?
Is butter good for you?
Well, you are certainly butter off without it
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?
(Request) Need a good pun name for a YouTube show.
Greeting punny people, I require your services to name an upcoming show on my YouTube channel.
The show will be about my first impressions on indie games that have been provided to me by developers. I need a humorous name that includes the word "indie" somehow.
Example: I have another show where I cover games over on Itch.io that I call "Scratching The Itch.io".
Thou shalt be credited for the name during the first episode.
Yo, homie. You know of any good computer programs for typing up documents?
Last night I was finishing up pressure washing my driveway and one neighbor dad drove by and said “lookin’ good, great practice for when you do mine this weekend”, and then turned to his wife in the passenger seat laughing hysterically as she looked at him with a blank stare.
What do you call a person who codes for living and also good at playing games?
Son eat the vegetables,they're good for you
But dad,they taste just like regular people.
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.
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