I’m so good at cooking salmon, I think I could work in a restaurant.

I guess I’m saying I’m pro-fish-ient.

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Told by a GYN surgeon at my work today - "What makes a good obstetrician joke?"

"The delivery, of course!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intub81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2022
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Serious girl at work made a good one this morning

Before the meeting, we were talking about TVs and the convo went like this:

Me: Do you have a smart TV? Most of them have those streaming apps already installed.

Coworker: Nah, it's an ancient SmartTV. It's as smart as Forrest Gump.

Serious Coworker: Hey, that means it runs well.

My coworker and I: "...Nice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadudemon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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I was checking various springs for a project at work. I told my coworker "If you roll them across the table it will make a good snack." He just looked at me with a WTF face...

I told him "What? You never ate Spring Rolls?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrek86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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I work in the oil industry and i gotta tell ya, that jet fuel is some good stuff.

Even planes get high on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woundupcanuck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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[OC] I said this at work and decided it would make a good cartoon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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Had a good one at work today…

On Teams Chat Boss: β€œWhen should we meet tomorrow?” Me: β€œMorning works best for me” Boss: β€œ10-4” Me: β€œI don’t think it needs to be 6 hours”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haywood-Jablomey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2022
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I can’t do good work in Excel without getting compliments,

I really need the validation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Based off an earlier /u/TheTwitchDJ joke: What good is a prolific author on sorcery when their work is full of...

...spelling mistakes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddiflecting
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2021
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Walter and Jesse work well together because they have good...

Chemistry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttyrox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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Good work on both sides
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonrain1314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Shuttle driver at work had a good one just now

Customer asks him, "Are you the shuttle?" He replies, "the shuttle is over there, I'm the driver!"

Customer and I had a good laugh at that one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ax0m
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2015
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I'm very proud of my latest work. To make good puns, you need to have the drive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericn8886
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Helping my work colleague with her car. "I'm sorry, it's not looking good....

... I think it's caught the car owner virus"

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Posted this classic to the work corkboard, and my manager followed it up with another good pun underneath it. imgur.com/OoOpuBD
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Good to seen the US government back to work today after the shutdown...

They've been away all year.

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Did you hear about the teacher who carelessly assigned every student a good grade, regardless of their actual work?

She gave zero F’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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People who work on those polar icebreaking ships are probably really good conversationalists at parties.

I mean, who's better at breaking the ice than an icebreaker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Fiance got me good yesterday after work

So I am building a stone retaining wall at my house after work yesterday. Been at it for about an hour and a half before my fiance gets home from her job. She stops on the porch, looks at me, and just says, 'You Rockstar!' I couldn't help but smile. PS, I then had to tell her about this subreddit...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatchety
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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Got a real good one at work today

So, I work at papa johns, and while I was making pizza, one of my managers yelled

"Someone catch the oven!"

To which I replied

"I didn't know it was running away!"

Groans were had, and only one person laughed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumdog23
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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I told one of my students I teach remotely that for their good work I would give them a cookie.

I told them to go to my website.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madd74
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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An old man got me good this morning at work

I work as a cashier and was ringing up an older gentleman's items for him.

Me: It's $8.30 sir.

Him: (looks up from his wallet and smiles) No it's only 8:01

I stared at him and giggled like a kid when I realized what happened. Made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarscreamKills
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Friend at work got me good

Working a huge rush and have to drop 10 breaded wings for an order. Forgot what sauce to toss them in.

Me: what were those 10 wings again?

Tyler: Chicken!

Me: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phyzerion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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I work in a hospital. It's pretty great because if you mess up people are really chill about it, and they let you try again. It's really a good environment because...

We'd be a really shitty hospital if we didn't have any patience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T3hN1nj4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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A regular at the restaurant I work at had a good one today.

This guy comes in to eat all the time. When he came in today, one of the hostesses asked him, "Anywhere specific you would like to sit today?", as he usually likes to sit next to a window. The customer responded, "Well, in a chair would be lovely."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IRCheesecake82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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Pulled a good one at the clothing store I work

Me: "Are you looking for something special today?"

Customer: "Not really, we're about to change all the windows in our house so I can't really afford anything right now."

Me: "Oh, so you're just window shopping, then."

Got a confused "eheh, yeaa" and a weird look but it was worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk1llbug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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Thought of a good one while at work today (slightly morbid depending on your outlook)

I work in the claims department at a life insurance company. A recent addition to our department mentioned that she had an insured who died from a bowel obstruction. I couldn't help but say: "Sounds like a real shitty way to go..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/three-eyed-crow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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Old guy, Terry, at my work just got us good

We work in a screen printing shop and we also have a vehicle wrap department.

Me: Are you going to do signs today or are you going to wrap?

Terry: No, I don't rap, I sing.

sigh

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