A list of puns related to "Good Work"
I guess Iβm saying Iβm pro-fish-ient.
"The delivery, of course!"
Before the meeting, we were talking about TVs and the convo went like this:
Me: Do you have a smart TV? Most of them have those streaming apps already installed.
Coworker: Nah, it's an ancient SmartTV. It's as smart as Forrest Gump.
Serious Coworker: Hey, that means it runs well.
My coworker and I: "...Nice."
I told him "What? You never ate Spring Rolls?"
Even planes get high on it.
On Teams Chat Boss: βWhen should we meet tomorrow?β Me: βMorning works best for meβ Boss: β10-4β Me: βI donβt think it needs to be 6 hoursβ
I really need the validation.
...spelling mistakes?
Chemistry
Customer asks him, "Are you the shuttle?" He replies, "the shuttle is over there, I'm the driver!"
Customer and I had a good laugh at that one!
... I think it's caught the car owner virus"
They've been away all year.
She gave zero Fβs.
I mean, who's better at breaking the ice than an icebreaker?
So I am building a stone retaining wall at my house after work yesterday. Been at it for about an hour and a half before my fiance gets home from her job. She stops on the porch, looks at me, and just says, 'You Rockstar!' I couldn't help but smile. PS, I then had to tell her about this subreddit...
So, I work at papa johns, and while I was making pizza, one of my managers yelled
"Someone catch the oven!"
To which I replied
"I didn't know it was running away!"
Groans were had, and only one person laughed
I told them to go to my website.
I work as a cashier and was ringing up an older gentleman's items for him.
Me: It's $8.30 sir.
Him: (looks up from his wallet and smiles) No it's only 8:01
I stared at him and giggled like a kid when I realized what happened. Made my day.
Working a huge rush and have to drop 10 breaded wings for an order. Forgot what sauce to toss them in.
Me: what were those 10 wings again?
Tyler: Chicken!
Me: ...
We'd be a really shitty hospital if we didn't have any patience.
This guy comes in to eat all the time. When he came in today, one of the hostesses asked him, "Anywhere specific you would like to sit today?", as he usually likes to sit next to a window. The customer responded, "Well, in a chair would be lovely."
Me: "Are you looking for something special today?"
Customer: "Not really, we're about to change all the windows in our house so I can't really afford anything right now."
Me: "Oh, so you're just window shopping, then."
Got a confused "eheh, yeaa" and a weird look but it was worth it.
I work in the claims department at a life insurance company. A recent addition to our department mentioned that she had an insured who died from a bowel obstruction. I couldn't help but say: "Sounds like a real shitty way to go..."
We work in a screen printing shop and we also have a vehicle wrap department.
Me: Are you going to do signs today or are you going to wrap?
Terry: No, I don't rap, I sing.
sigh
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