My friend asked me, "what's even good about math?"
Well, addition is a big plus
(Credit to my 9 year old sister)
I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
Me: Cats. Cats love fish.
I have a good friend who wears clothes made of nothing but carpet.
A friend of mine makes good money selling camel’s milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
Keanu Reeves and I are good friends.
Just not with each other.
Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practicing it a lot.”
My good friend Gavin died of heartburn recently
I still can't believe that Gaviscon.
Two monsters were at a party having a good time when one of them noticed a lady monster rolled her eyes at them. The monster asked his monster friend "what should I do?"
The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."
My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.
He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
I'm good friends with my biro
My best friend has a good eye for dad jokes...
But the jokes couldn’t be any cornea.
You should become good friends with whetstones
There's never a dull moment with them
What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours?
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to rent a space together to park our cars.
We have....a lot in common.
Why are Narwhals good at meeting new friends?
They are great at breaking the ice
Corn is such a good friend to talk to
Help me help a friend: need a good pun
Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a “theme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.
These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.
My friend has a mollusk farm which he says gives him a good workout...
I’m really good at making my friends hot drinks
Some of them call it my special tea.
My friend asked me if Roshomon was a good movie or not.
I told him it depends on who you ask.
What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?
He was willing to lend an ear.
I had to borrow my friend’s trumpet because I sounded too good on my own, and people would be jealous!
I didn’t want to toot my own horn.
Maria, Marcos, and Maveric were siblings. Maria was ploting a prank on her brothers, so being the good friend i am, i had to...
My friend gets a real good workout at his giant bivalve mollusc farm...
I took my surgeon friend to an ochestra night yesterday - It went from good to great when he excitedly told me his favourite part was coming up...
... I had no idea he was such a big fan of that organ solo..!
When your friend Caesar tells you a good joke
My good friend drowned while at the beach last month. I tearfully placed a life preserver on his coffin at the funeral.
It's what he would've wanted.
Friend: *drops asparagus on the floor* Me: good thing we’ve got a spare I guess
I have a friend that’s really good at holding water.
I don't think I will be good friend with stars,they've got no life!
I used to get heartburn so often I named it Gavin. Me and Gav became good friends until I finally started taking medication.
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
“A cat” I said. “Cats love fish.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”
Im good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.
I'm very good friends with 25 of the alphabets
My neighbor and I are good friends. So we thought we share our water supply.
I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
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