God forbid I say the word 'what' in response to something my dad says...

Since the dawn of time (about 21 years ago) my dad has made it his life goal that when I respond to something he says with "what?" he tells me "'What's' a lightbulb. There's a lot of 'whats's' in it." This still happens. I have no idea when he thought this was funny, or why he hasn't realized it doesn't really make sense.

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📅︎ Sep 02 2013
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Why was Jesus up for auction?

Because someone said God forbid.

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📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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My friend dad joked my injury

Bad knee, commented on how I don't want to stay over a different friend's house in case anything happens.

Me: I'm not sure I should because of the nasty on my knee, god forbid something happens to it ya know

Her: Don't want akneething to happen to it.

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📅︎ Jun 11 2014
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