Goal! Goal! Goal!! Puns

A list of puns related to "Goal! Goal! Goal!!"

If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal....

Then she's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call a woman standing between 2 goal posts?

Annette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Relationship Goals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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You have to work hard to reach your goals.

After all, not all batboys grow up to become batmen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Sibling goals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Marriage goal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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The goal of every burglar is a stainless steal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/churniglow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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At one time, I had a strongly desired goal of owning a plumbing supply company...

I guess it was just a pipe dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What is a dolphin’s ultimate goal in life?

To find his porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sothg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Relationship Goals imgflip.com/i/3lwn11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nike2022
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Why is the Barcelona goal keeper always cleaning up?

Because his teammate is a little Messi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland.

And I am not going to quit until I am Finish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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My goals for the future....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/my_kneegrows1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My 2020 New Year's resolution is to finish my 2019 resolution. My goal was to lose 10 lbs.

Only 25 pounds to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Same applies if she stops footballs from going in the goal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctordoom55
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Punt or kick the field goal?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doghaircut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Relationship Goals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croxsy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?

Transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfidelCastrato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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#Goals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnOfArkham
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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My three goals for 2019:
  1. Stop making lists
  2. Learn how to count
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MistakesNeededMaking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Why does Pepsi always achieve its goals?

It’s soda termined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a scorpion that just scored a goal?

A SCOREpion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1m2fab4u
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Why doesn’t the blind person have any life goals

He has no one to look up to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Life_Sack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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My goal was to build a fort for each letter of the alphabet, but I was only able to build the first six.

What’s important is that I made an F Fort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4DimensionalToilet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Every year, dads hold a competition to see who can make it rain. Their goal is to have someone win 2 years in a row

He would be the reigning Raining champ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clay00000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What do you call 90 year old named Jeremy that's scored 3 goals?

Jerry Hat-Trick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiceHouseGoodTea
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I have a goal to stop being over ambitious.

I hope to hit it by tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/battybat05
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Bae goals <3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/backwoodzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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Nice goals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbrownathan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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Relationship goals i.reddituploads.com/7a3d8…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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Did you know there’s a middle aged women only activist group who’s goal is to literally stop all men?

They call themselves β€˜Menopause.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tristanio97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I have 3 goals in life

I suck at hockey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiillerman2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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I Asked My Dad What His Goal Was

Response: To live for ever, or die trying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellgramar
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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I finally achived my lifelong goal of climbing to the top of Everest...

But since then it's all been down hill...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartanyoej
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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My law professor used to be a field goal kicker in college...

"Me and my buddy were going to go pro but we couldn't play because we had sinus problems....

No one would sign us up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daproudfoot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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What do you call a woman standing between two goal posts?

Anette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rbatts94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal...

Then she's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I made it a goal to become a legal citizen of Finland and I’m not gonna quit til I’m Finish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
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