What happens when the CIA go to sleep?
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οΈ May 03 2021
Louis go to sleep.
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οΈ Mar 27 2021
My 2 yo daughter doesnβt like to go to sleep.
Some nights I feel like a cop chasing a robber trying to catch her so I can put her to sleep, as she βsteelsβ away in various rooms of the house...
You could say sheβs βevading a-restβ...
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
My kid asked "why do you go to sleep on the toilet so often?"
I said, "I always follow where my legs go".
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οΈ Mar 05 2021
"Hey Dad, Go to Sleep!"
No son, I'm resisting-a-rest.
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οΈ Feb 16 2021
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather.
Not like the people screaming in his car
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οΈ Jan 27 2021
Why did the bicycle go to sleep ?
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
When you hit the pillow to go to sleep
It's like a portal to another REM.
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
My son refused to go to sleep
I told him he was guilty of resisting a rest.
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οΈ Aug 26 2020
Where do Lycans go to sleep?
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
Why do boats never go to sleep after they leave the dock?
Because they leave a wake.
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οΈ Jul 18 2020
How do you know when it is time for cows to go to sleep?
When itβs pasture bedtime.
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
When I die, I hope to go quietly in my sleep. Like my grandfather. ...
... Not on fire and screaming like everyone else on the bus he was driving.
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οΈ Mar 09 2020
When does Serena Williams usually go to sleep?
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
My son refused to go to sleep last night so I sent him to jail
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οΈ Sep 08 2019
If a child refuses to go to sleep
Is he resisting a rest?
No, he's avoiding a kid napping.
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οΈ Aug 23 2019
What do you call it when you have to go pee right before you sleep?
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οΈ Aug 15 2019
(In honor of my cake day, the one that makes my kids groan the most) When I die, I want to go like my grandfather: in my sleep.
Not yelling and screaming like all the other people in the car he was driving at the time.
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οΈ Nov 03 2018
Why did the motorbike go to sleep?
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οΈ Jan 20 2019
Daisy, Rose, Violet, Lily, I want you to all go get some sleep
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οΈ Sep 10 2018
Why did the motorcycle go to sleep?
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οΈ Nov 14 2018
What did the farmer say to the cow that refused to go to sleep at midnight?
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οΈ Jul 14 2019
my kid didn't want to go to sleep so i grounded him
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οΈ Jul 24 2018
"Good night, no more games, go to sleep now" I say. "But Daddy..." my daughter says...
"And don't call me Buttdaddy! It's disrespectful!" I reply.
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οΈ Dec 21 2014
Why did the hedge go to sleep?
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οΈ Feb 08 2018
Trying to go to sleep
A friend was talking about how his arm fell asleep last night, and I responded with how my whole body fell asleep last night.
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οΈ Feb 23 2016
What are CIA agents called when they go to sleep ?
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
When I die, I want to go out peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
What does the FBI do when they go to sleep?
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οΈ Oct 01 2020
What happens when the CIA go to sleep?
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οΈ Nov 05 2019
When I die, I want to go peacefully and calmly in my sleep...
Not screaming like everyone else in the car.
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οΈ Mar 23 2019
If a child refuses to go to sleep
Is he resisting a rest?
No, he's avoiding a kid napping.
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οΈ Jun 27 2018
When I die, I want to go out in my sleep like my Grandpa.
Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
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οΈ May 03 2019
Why did the wheel go to sleep?
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οΈ Jul 29 2018
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