What happens when the CIA go to sleep?
My 2 yo daughter doesn’t like to go to sleep.
Some nights I feel like a cop chasing a robber trying to catch her so I can put her to sleep, as she “steels” away in various rooms of the house...
You could say she’s “evading a-rest”...
My kid asked "why do you go to sleep on the toilet so often?"
I said, "I always follow where my legs go".
"Hey Dad, Go to Sleep!"
No son, I'm resisting-a-rest.
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather.
Not like the people screaming in his car
Why did the bicycle go to sleep ?
When you hit the pillow to go to sleep
It's like a portal to another REM.
My son refused to go to sleep
I told him he was guilty of resisting a rest.
Where do Lycans go to sleep?
Why do boats never go to sleep after they leave the dock?
Because they leave a wake.
How do you know when it is time for cows to go to sleep?
When it’s pasture bedtime.
When I die, I hope to go quietly in my sleep. Like my grandfather. ...
... Not on fire and screaming like everyone else on the bus he was driving.
When does Serena Williams usually go to sleep?
My son refused to go to sleep last night so I sent him to jail
If a child refuses to go to sleep
Is he resisting a rest?
No, he's avoiding a kid napping.
What do you call it when you have to go pee right before you sleep?
(In honor of my cake day, the one that makes my kids groan the most) When I die, I want to go like my grandfather: in my sleep.
Not yelling and screaming like all the other people in the car he was driving at the time.
Why did the motorbike go to sleep?
Daisy, Rose, Violet, Lily, I want you to all go get some sleep
Why did the motorcycle go to sleep?
What did the farmer say to the cow that refused to go to sleep at midnight?
my kid didn't want to go to sleep so i grounded him
"Good night, no more games, go to sleep now" I say. "But Daddy..." my daughter says...
"And don't call me Buttdaddy! It's disrespectful!" I reply.
Why did the hedge go to sleep?
Trying to go to sleep
A friend was talking about how his arm fell asleep last night, and I responded with how my whole body fell asleep last night.
What are CIA agents called when they go to sleep ?
When I die, I want to go out peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
What does the FBI do when they go to sleep?
What happens when the CIA go to sleep?
When I die, I want to go peacefully and calmly in my sleep...
Not screaming like everyone else in the car.
If a child refuses to go to sleep
Is he resisting a rest?
No, he's avoiding a kid napping.
When I die, I want to go out in my sleep like my Grandpa.
Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
Why did the wheel go to sleep?
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