Where do impotent men go on vacation?

Viagra falls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arkym00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What does James Bond need to go on vacation?

A License to Chill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeX13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Boo!dapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do the vicugna pacos family say when they are about to go on a vacation?

Alpaca bag now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherlock_er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is Tiger Wood’s favorite place to go on vacation?

The golf coast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jom_and_Terry0306
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Where do hamsters go on vacation?

Hamster-dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Where do viruses go on vacation?

Germany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishy185
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I feel sorry for basketball players who can't go on vacation

Because they can't Travel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadsea29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?

A cowabungalow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I asked my kids when they wanted to go on vacation. I asked β€œWould July to August be okay?”

My son replied, β€œWhy would I lie to August? That’s not nice.”

I got dad-schooled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Where do murderers go on vacation?

The Bahama-cides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapDonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Where do crayons go for vacation?

Colorado.

(My 8 year old just made it up)

Edit: Thank you for the gilding, she's super happy about this all. You folks are too kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaseth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Told my suitcase we could not go on vacation this year

As I'm looking at my empty suitcase I thought it looked sad... Then I thought "great... Now I have emotional baggage!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelgianRoo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Where do pigs love to go on vacation?

Mi-Hami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphaw0lf212
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why did the pirate go on vacation?

He needed a little ARRR and ARRR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eleece
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Where to bears stay when they go on vacation?

Bear BNB

  • this was literally from my dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryaski
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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My 8 year old hit me with this one at breakfast - Where do dads love to go on vacation?

Papa New Guinea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuessImNotLurking
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Where do you go for an average vacation

Meh-ico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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What did the llama look a like say when he was asked to go on a vacation?

Alpaca bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shartnado3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Where Do Eggs Like To Go On Vacation?

New YOLK City!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Where do ants go on vacation?

With your uncles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whosteeno
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Where do sheep go on vacation?

The baaaaaaaaa-hamas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StetsonTuba8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Where did the pencil go on vacation?

Pencilvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tornadobill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Where do squares go on vacation?

Cuba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troublehouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Where do sharks go on vacation?

Finland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeRoiDuMaine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.

But all they serve is bar food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TippTop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Do you know why all dyslectic gay guys go to Geneva for vacation?

They all wanna see the Large Hadron Collider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kransen25
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Two friends go on a vacation to Africa together

They come across the river. The one friend jumps in and exclaims β€œwow the water here in Kenya is so clear!” The other man replies β€œwhat are you talking about we’re not in Kenya! We’re in Egypt.” The friend in the water says β€œno I’m absolutely sure that this is a Kenyan river.” His friend sighs β€œdude it’s an Egyptian river...you’re in denial”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickdackduck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My wife kept trying to convince me we go on a vacation to Thailand

In the end I said Phuket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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If you like remote, isolated vacations, do not go to Rio de Janeiro.

There's a Brazilian people there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Where does Justin Timberlake go when he needs a vacation?

Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISFJ-T
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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Where did the grass go on vacation?

Soddy Arabia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FattyDD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Where do cats go on vacation?

Meowi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yarvenclog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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Where do deer want to go for their winter vacation?

Venison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RashOrchid906
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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What did the Mama Llama say to the Daddy Llama while they were getting ready to go on vacation?

You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DidlyDeePotato
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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Where do cantaloupes and honeydews go for summer vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palmal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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I tried to get my girlfriend to go with me on a vacation to northern Canada...

But she wasn't having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sax45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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What did the Andean mammal say when it was time to go on vacation?

Alpaca suitcase!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tlkshwhst
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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My Dad and I were trying to figure out where to go for dinner while on vacation.

Dad: Any suggestions?

Me: Not really, I'm happy so long as they have good beer.

Dad: You know, I never was in the draft, but I sure do enjoy one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspiringtobeme
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2013
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Where do crayons go for vacation?

COLORado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shump23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Where did the crayon go for vacation?

Colorado

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walter923
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Where do Crayons go for vacation?

Colorado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffee_cow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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