Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,
I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
Every year around this time, my family and I go out to the woods to pick out and cut down our own menorah.
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
Why did the devil go down to georgia?
And then go down the drain.
Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?
What fruit likes to go down slides?
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
Why did the bear go to down to the river?
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
He walks. J.K. He actually goes down rolling.
How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?
Walking
JK
Rolling
sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago
You saw a robbery go down at an Apple store. Does that make you an...
I saw a lift with a sign attached that said "due to an error, this lift can't go down"
My first thought was, "well, that's uplifting"
What do you call a Santa that is scared to go down your small chimney
I've been pretty down on myself, I haven't been able to go to the gym.
I'm sure everything will work out.
I asked a friend if I should go into business selling curvy tracks for people to ride their toboggans down for jollies...
He said it sounds like a luging proposition.
Why did Emma go down to South America during the summer?
Why did the Sun go down to the lake?
If TV sitcoms were like real life, ratings would go down.
Because everyone would be at their worst half of the time, every episode would be “very special” and little, if anything, would end happily for the protagonists.
If you find yourself a bit down or lost go to Korea
It's the best place to do a bit of Seoul searching
What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down a hill?
My doctor said I should be icing my broken finger to help the swelling go down... Am I doing it right?
What goes up the chimney down, but can’t go down the chimney up?
An umbrella.
From my 76 year old father-in-law... classic.
What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?
Why do dogs’ ears go down when they are running?
To increase their earodynamics.
My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...
When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.
If Gravity was a girl she would always go down on you
But she doesn't go both way's
There're some streets you just don't go down. He most gangster one is...
My wife: "Could you please go down to the basement pantry and get me the self-rising flour?"
Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"
I work in technical support and this one didn't go down well a customer
I introduce myself and collect the customers information then ask what the problem is. He just says "My tablet is completely frozen" so I reply "Well we best defrost it then!".
He was extremely hostile after that.
My friend said he had a shit so big that it needed 6 flushes to go down...
Either he is full of shit or he was full of shit
My 9 year old: Why did the plane go down the runway?
If we're driving down the freeway to go get car parts...
Does that mean we're on the highway to the Auto Zone?
what do you call it when a mafia boss named Ana Conda sends his snobbish criminal henchman to go on a mission that includes said henchman to go down multiple flights of stairs?
Conda sending condecending con decending
Did you know Santa is not allowed to go down chimneys anymore?
It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety commission.
How does Harry Potter like to go down hills?
Why did the toilet go down the hill?
how does harry potter go down the hill?
My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...
When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill?
How does Harry Potter go down a hill
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