Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears

Since I’m neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEnBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?

They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vissik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...

...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?

They don’t want to get qwerties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...

...and boys develop them around the age of forty…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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So, a boy tells a girl a joke...

He says "what do you call it when an environmentalist sets a forest on fire?"

She says "I don't know."

He says "Treeson." The girl laughs

He follows saying "Yknow, if you'd like more of these jokes, I got them from a cool source if you're interested."

The girl says "Yes, I'm interested."

The boy then replies "Good to know SOMEONE is interested in me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nicholas-Pressey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Remember boys, if your girl looks like this, she's a kiefer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyfriendZero
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.

She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What makes a boy different from a girl?

Buoyancy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reverse_mango
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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A boy leaned over to steal a kiss from his girl, but she was leaning over to steal a kiss at the same time.

They both made out like bandits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the male buffalo said.

"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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If boys have Adam's apple, what do girls have?

Eve's drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVKD14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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My son asked me how to tell a boy squirrel from a girl squirrel.

I told him to check for nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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So a teenage boy asks a girl out to prom

He asks her out, and he needs to plan, so first, he needs his tuxedo.

So he goes to the tuxedo shop, and there's a huge line of people there, so he waits for 30 minutes, then an hour, and he finally gets his tuxedo.

Then, he needs to rent a limo, to look nice and formal and everything, so he walks into the limo rental shop, and again, there's a huge line, so he waits for 30 minutes and then an hour goes by, then 2, and he finally gets his limo.

On the night of the prom, he pulls up to her house with the limo, and she gets in, and on their way to the prom building, a huge traffic jam happens! So they wait, and then 30 minutes goes by, then an hour, and they finally arrive at the building!

So they walk in, take some pictures, and dance for a bit, and after a while, the girl asks, "hey can you get us some punch?"

So the boy walks over to the punch bowl and guess what?

There's no punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinityglitches
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purr-fect for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What did the girl melon say to the boy melon?

We're too young, we cantaloupe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chordophonic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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How do you tell a boy Gene from a girl Gene?

Look for genetic makeup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajohn555
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What did the boy candle say to the girl candle?

Will you go out with me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--keeks--
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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A teenage boy is ready to take a girl to homecoming...

He goes to get her a drink, but comes back empty-handed.

"Wow, that's the punch line?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headintheskye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice

This would be funny but there’s no punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanditoHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why did the boy telephone and the girl telephone break up?

There was just no connection...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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A boy complains to his father: 'You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!'

Father: 'Really, what?'

Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namirred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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How do you figure out of the ameba is a boy or a girl?

You look in its genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byrotgedragon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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How much sex does a person who likes boys and girls have?

Just enough to get BI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poely002
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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My 4yo girl ask me, "Daddy, how do you like being a boy?"

I replied, "It has its ups and downs." (at least my wife thought it was funny!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1doublezero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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Why did the girl mushroom like the boy mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaterJustace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Ive got a petunia who doesnt know if its a boy or a girl.

It's a transplant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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How do you tell little girl ants from little boy ants?

Throw them in water.

The little girl ants will sink. The little boy ants will float.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbgingerich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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My sister just had twins, a boy and a girl, and she let me name them! The girl's name is Denise.

The boy's name is Denephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoungMuppet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Girls get plenty of upvotes but what about Our Boys in blue? i.reddituploads.com/a6667…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/python935
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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What do you call a dog that likes both boys and girls?

A biscotti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herbalation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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What did the zombie girl say to the zombie boy?

Are you going to kiss me or rot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pgtart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabirmain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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How can tell a boy dragon from a girl dragon?

Fireballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenhawk72
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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I like both boys and girls, but I'm still single.

I guess I am meant to be bi-myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_video_live
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?

They are all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you know you can tell if an ant is a boy or a girl by dropping it in water?

If it sinks it's a girl ant

If it floats it's boy ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?

You throw them in water, if it sinks, it’s a girl ant, and if it floats, it’s a...

Buoyant!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comefindme1231
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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How can you tell if an ant is a girl or a boy?

They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitKattozIsMyName
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What did the girl melon say to the boy melon after he proposed?

We're too young, we cantaloupe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harminoff2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant??

Place it in water, if it floats boy-ant and if it sinks girl-ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carve_Karrett
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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How can you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?

If it sinks in water it’s a girl ant, and if it floats it’s buoyant

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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How can you tell if a brownie is a girl or a boy?

Boy brownies have nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrspeeples
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl?

They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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