Since Iβm neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
Theyβre all girls, otherwise theyβd be uncles!
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
They donβt want to get qwerties.
...and boys develop them around the age of fortyβ¦
He says "what do you call it when an environmentalist sets a forest on fire?"
She says "I don't know."
He says "Treeson." The girl laughs
He follows saying "Yknow, if you'd like more of these jokes, I got them from a cool source if you're interested."
The girl says "Yes, I'm interested."
The boy then replies "Good to know SOMEONE is interested in me."
She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.
Buoyancy.
They both made out like bandits.
"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.
Eve's drop
I told him to check for nuts.
He asks her out, and he needs to plan, so first, he needs his tuxedo.
So he goes to the tuxedo shop, and there's a huge line of people there, so he waits for 30 minutes, then an hour, and he finally gets his tuxedo.
Then, he needs to rent a limo, to look nice and formal and everything, so he walks into the limo rental shop, and again, there's a huge line, so he waits for 30 minutes and then an hour goes by, then 2, and he finally gets his limo.
On the night of the prom, he pulls up to her house with the limo, and she gets in, and on their way to the prom building, a huge traffic jam happens! So they wait, and then 30 minutes goes by, then an hour, and they finally arrive at the building!
So they walk in, take some pictures, and dance for a bit, and after a while, the girl asks, "hey can you get us some punch?"
So the boy walks over to the punch bowl and guess what?
There's no punchline.
You're purr-fect for me!
We're too young, we cantaloupe!
He was named Justin Case.
Look for genetic makeup
Will you go out with me?
He goes to get her a drink, but comes back empty-handed.
"Wow, that's the punch line?"
This would be funny but thereβs no punchline
There was just no connection...
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
You look in its genes
Just enough to get BI
I replied, "It has its ups and downs." (at least my wife thought it was funny!)
Because he was a fungi
It's a transplant
Throw them in water.
The little girl ants will sink. The little boy ants will float.
The boy's name is Denephew.
A biscotti.
Are you going to kiss me or rot?
"Oh, it's just a badge oak."
Fireballs.
I guess I am meant to be bi-myself.
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of fortyβ¦
They are all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles!
If it sinks it's a girl ant
If it floats it's boy ant
You throw them in water, if it sinks, itβs a girl ant, and if it floats, itβs a...
Buoyant!
They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.
We're too young, we cantaloupe!
Place it in water, if it floats boy-ant and if it sinks girl-ant
If it sinks in water itβs a girl ant, and if it floats itβs buoyant
Boy brownies have nuts.
They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.
