Get Big Puns

A list of puns related to "Get Big"

Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?

Because they could elope.

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👤︎ u/bunsofsteel_MRI_boy
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."

"That's the goal at least."

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...

...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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I heard that Big-Ben workers get paid very well.

They work around the clock.

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👤︎ u/Negative_Integer
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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I don't get what's the big deal in making a pastry?

It's a piece of cake

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👤︎ u/dadNigga
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead.

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👤︎ u/BoomerB3
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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I really don’t get what the big deal is with that black hole.

It sucks.

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👤︎ u/redjai15
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don’t get it.

I have never had a beef with one.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 21 2018
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Why did the big cats get divorce?

Because the husband was a cheetah

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👤︎ u/etawong
📅︎ May 15 2019
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If McDonald's and Apple merged we would get Big MacBooks, Apple Watch Pies, and get free Wi-Fries in store.
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👤︎ u/singleandavailable
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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What happens to houses when they get too big for themselves?

They shed.

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👤︎ u/Rabbi_Palestine1973
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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I’m a map guy - big fan. If you’re not into maps, then get lost.
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👤︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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As a very fat man I took my kids horseback riding. I placed my youngest on a small horse and it huffed a bit. I put my oldest on a medium horse and it huffed a bit. I walked over to a rather large horse and tried to get up on it. His eyes got big...

And he went "Neigh! Neigh!"

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👤︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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Why did the mushroom always get invited to all of the big parties?

Because he was a fungi!

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👤︎ u/BrewerJosh
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Wife: How did Mr. Big, an arctic shrew, get polar bears to work for him?

Me: He must have been a SHREWD businessman!

Cue groan and rolling over to bury her head under the pillow as I giggled for 5min

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👤︎ u/0hwowitsme
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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Why do melons always get married in a big church?

They Cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/ExTrA1UP
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Why isn't it a big deal to get sucked into a black hole?

Because in there nothing is the matter

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👤︎ u/blackholes__
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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