Geometric mean theorem Puns

Its not the end of the world

are always checking me out.

She's gonna love the book I bought her about the meaning of dreams.

“Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble!?”

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

...but in case you don't:

that pronoun (1) \ ˈt͟hat , t͟hət
plural those\ ˈt͟hōz
Definition of that

(Entry 1 of 5) 1a : the person, thing, or idea indicated, mentioned, or understood from the situation that is my father b : the time, action, or event specified after that I went to bed c : the kind or thing specified as follows the purest water is that produced by distillation d : one or a group of the indicated kind that's a cat—quick and agile 2a : the one farther away or less immediately under observation or discussion those are maples and these are elms b : the former one 3a —used as a function word after and to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous word or phrase he was helpful, and that to an unusual degree b —used as a function word immediately before or after a word group consisting of a verbal auxiliary or a form of the verb be preceded by there or a personal pronoun subject to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous verb or predicate noun or predicate adjective is she capable? She is that

4a : the one : the thing : the kind : something, anything the truth of that which is true the senses are that whereby we experience the world what's that you say b those plural : some persons those who think the time has come

It means something is wrong with my brian

The robber yells, “Don’t change the subject!"

It's just so pointless.

I replied, "No, it doesn't!"

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She had no standard deviation.

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I said "I certainly do. IT'S FRIDAY!"

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I said ‘…. It’s Wednesday?’

It's means a lot

It means to say one thing and mean your mother.

It's OK to Beer Fest!

(ed: yes, it's an overplayed beer ad in New England)

it just seems outdated and useless

Serious question.

World's Worst Therapist: "I see."

What did 8 and 9 name their child? 8.5

who wrote all of these classics?

“… well, what does it sound like?”

It's in the dictionary under 'L'.

Hey oh!

I mean, he only had one Job.

Absolutely nothing.

That means every falcon alive now is a millennial falcon.

It's not like it's the end of the world.

The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

but cashiers are always checking me out.

It means a lot.