My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
Best game to play on a huge boat?
What do you call it when people are hating on Valorant as a game?
My grandpa used to have a job keeping score at baseball games. Every time someone scored a run, he'd whack up a mark on a chalkboard.
Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.
My best mates and i played a game of hide and seek, it went on for hours
Good friends are hard to find.
My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.
He instantly replied, “but mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”
(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
Did you hear about the guy who used a racing game to get reputayion on Reddit, but it turned bad?
I heard they're making a movie based on the game Tetris
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
I went over to a station where people could gather and entertain themselves with games. On the entrance was marked “5”
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
I'm on the couch playing video games when my dad walks in with a tape measure
About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek.
I ask him "What are you doing?"
"I'm measuring your patience."
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
Thor went on a game show and did really well!
He crushed the lightning round.
You know I was on a eSports team for farming simulator 2019 once. That’s why I hate FPS games.
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
Everything's Free On The Epic Games Store Right Now
After winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV.
Apparently, that's unacceptable in bowling.
I backed out of a challenge I issued my friend to a game of pool on my incomplete table.
I realised I didn’t have the balls.
Teaching cows to walk on a tightrope is a high-stakes game.
I've been studying up on my slang and applying that to my pick up game, so far it's been successful.
More of a thot experiment really.
What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.
One day, my buddy and I were playing a game of cribbage and I was far ahead of him. He told me “Man, you are on fire.”
I shouted back at him “Then put me out already!”
I am working on a game about infestation
I am almost done but the debugging process has been really dificult
True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."
Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?
Because there are always cheetahs.
My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.
Finally we settled on Catan.
I overheard someone saying that a truck carrying Scrabble games overturned on route.
At least that’s the word on the street.
Years ago, I had a Star Wars game on my Samsung, but lost it while on vacation..
a long time ago
On a Galaxy far, far away
New game for 2019, now on the shelfs!
A card game was going on until one man was caught stealing from the deck
Furious, they would have hit him with a club if they had one
Why do we need to keep a close eye on the Russians this winter games?
Because we don't want to the Russians to medal with the Olympics
I'm trying to come up with a punny name for a trivia game I'm working on.
It's an AP Human Geography class, and I need a name for a board game. Anything to do with pop. culture vs. folk culture would be awesome and I heard you guys are good at this.
I'm a little low on money at the moment to buy Injustice 2. I plan on trading games back to GameStop even though I will get next to nothing for it. I'll even trade in my original Injustice game for it...
that's what I call poetic injustice.
Marilyn Manson stepping up his dad-joking game. (Courtesy u/Xaurnel on r/funny)
Expecting my first in June. Working on my dad joke game...
My wife and I are driving on I-90 in Maine. We come to a toll and she says, "Can you believe that toll is $3???" To which I replied "It's highway robbery!"
She groaned...
I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.
They said the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.
They said the Risk was too big.
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