Digging holes is not fun, but making them even bigger is even worse.

It's just boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesusSaves002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Hanging out with Leo must be fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_NamFlow_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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My mates got cross with me for going on and on about how fun it is to drive stick. They suggested changing the subject.

I told them that I would shift as best I could...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djar399
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"

"No Dad, it was fuck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why can't skeletons go outside and have fun?

Because they don't have any body to go with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmanMegha2909
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I know you may not think camping is fun.

But it’s in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!

In the M section, right after mist.

Thanks HAI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashers132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help

Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taakomakara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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My dad told many fun facts about Gordon Sumner

Most of witch i found intresting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Juggling looks fun.

But I don't have the balls for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Fun Fact For The Day...

When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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If you need to keep warm just make fun of yourself 8 times...

It's very insuleighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwk_drw_mcgrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Kim Jong Fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/windsa1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Fun fact about potatoes!

Fun fact, if you take a potato, cut it in half, stick electrodes in each half and bring them close together but not quite touching, then you’ve made a capacitater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/givemeagooduns_un
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European

Apparently he's a bit Turklish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Time flies when you're having fun

Meanwhile one frog to another, "Times fun when you're having flies"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohit59370
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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A Fun Fact About Candy Cane Shrimp [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Yall make fun of dad jokes. But they are the only sfw jokes around.

Seriously the workplace is becoming dangerous. One wrong joke and your HR dpt will hate you. Dad jokes are innocuous, very safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Truly-Spooky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user7618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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My friend started making fun of a man on wheelchair.

I said him "dude stop pulling his leg... It's not funny"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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One minute you're young and fun..

The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..

.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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You know, people made fun of trump for the way he went down that ramp.

It was a little con descending in my opinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimjimjimjim69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Maths is fun. It teaches you life and death info...

Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling

Just kidding, made you smile :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Etheranad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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How much fun is doing laundry?

Loads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck in an accident a few months ago.

But now I can look back and laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What’s a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?

The Ferrets Wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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[OC] A Fun Fact About Raccoons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Flip flops are fun. Every time you take a step....

....it's like a high five for your foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Double Pun double the fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Fun fact: The Korean Hyundai Elantra has a Spanish name...

It means "The Antra"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanteer1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Dad punsare always fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/W4ffl3copter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I tried telling my friend some deer fun facts but he wasn't interested in listening to me.

I feel he isn't fawned of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Had to post this here. Credit goes to Fun-Education235
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Neigh, a pun for fun, for everyone!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/White0101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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A Fun Fact About Walruses [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?

Because without strings attached they just can't play!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"

"No Dad!! It was fcuk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Why skeletons can't go outside and have fun?

Because they don't have any body to go with.

Source: Borrowed from r/UncleJokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it becomes a soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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