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It must have been the delivery...
It just goes from Bad to Worse!
Things just went from bad to worse.
Apparently it was big news.
No pun in ten did.
Using your reddit card
He asked if I had a book of dumbass jokes.
"No, just Reddit."
"Yeah, out of a book?"
You just go to reddit.com and it takes you right there.
Her dad overheard and asked, "Well then what's the last page?"
Negative.
i said "yeah the cop was on the roof and tackled the guy, it seemed intense." My dad says "it wasn't outside?" I said "uh...well yeah he was on a roof and jumped down." He says back "but I thought you said it was in tents?" I let out the biggest groan as he starts giggling like a school girl
...just likes to see the world burn
They're cramping our style!
Someone get this guy over here!
http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2uwwql/til_weird_al_turned_down_5_million_in_the_late/cocffu9
Ok so my Dad was helping me move into my new uni accommodation last month and in the process we had to carry a lot of heavy boxes up my rather steep stairs.
Understandably, being a man in his 50's, he was a little bit worn out after lugging several metre-by-metre crates up to my room, generally full of heavy electrical equipment and books. After letting out a deep sigh he exhaled - 'Crikey, this is like the Great Stairs Crisis of 1965!'.
To my knowledge, or indeed to anyone else's knowledge (including my dad's), so such crisis ever occurred. I just hope he didn't hear my housemate sniggering in his room downstairs*; he does love a good dad joke.
*Ironically I've noticed that laughing at Dad jokes tends to make said Dad more depressed than when you don't, since they're usually fully aware of how bad their joke is and laughing at it only serves to remind them of the fact that people are actually paying attention to the regrettable nonsense which often leaves their mouths.
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