If Friedrich Staps had succeeded in his assassination of NapolΓ©on in October of 1809, who would have succeeded him as leader of the French Empire?

Sorry to phrase the question as a counter-factual, but what I’m trying to get at is what do we know about the official and unofficial succession planning for Napoleon’s regime?

NapolΓ©on was a middle aged man with health problems, a frequent target of assassination, and occasionally at risk on the battlefield. French politicians like Talleyrand, or generals like Murat and Bernadotte, or family members like Napoleon’s brothers or his adopted son EugΓ¨ne must all have had a plan for the regime in case the old man dropped dead. What do we know or can guess about this planning?

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The top 10 games from each year from the past 100 years, according to BGG rankings

only games that have a ranking were included. some years do not have ranked games.

1920

17222 - Pogs

1921

4869 - Tipp-Kick

1922

1923

1924

1925

719 - Bridge

12102 - Tri-Tactics

20632 - Elfer raus!

1926

1927

20670 - Trap the Cap

20880 - Cootie

1928

1929

15204 - Escalado

20883 - Sorry!

1930

2186 - Oh Hell!

5658 - Nertz

5996 - Camelot

6233 - Belote

7787 - Barbu

7939 - Contract Rummy

14130 - Klabberjass

16107 - Tangrams Competitive Party Game

18924 - Wahoo

20038 - Weltreise

1931

20593 - Battleships

20877 - Battleship

1932

3718 - Rod Hockey

19382 - Finance

19824 - The Laughing Pig

1933

17104 - Lexicon

20111 - Tell Me: The Grand Quiz Game

20890 - Monopoly

1934

19551 - Kan-U-Go

20825 - Slap Jack

1935

18189 - Whot

18688 - El PalΓ©

19539 - Capitaly

19990 - Magic Robot Quiz Game

20053 - Touring England

20447 - Easy Money

20691 - Deutschlandreise

1936

15478 - Hexagonal Chess

20225 - Das kaufmΓ€nnishe Talent

20752 - Go to the Head of the Class

1937

8517 - American Mah Jongg

15345 - Stock Ticker

17191 - Tripoley

17722 - Mr.Ree!: The Fireside Detective

17833 - Star Reporter

1938

1738 - Spades

6769 - Totopoly

8859 - Buccaneer

17644 - Autobridge

17773 - Speed

18274 - BAS-KET

1939

3342 - Canasta

15744 - Michigan Rummy

18170 - Contack

1940

11476 - Rummoli

16461 - Machiavelli

18153 - Conflict

20595 - Game of the States

20677 - Spare Time Bowling

20847 - Labyrinth

1941

11946 - All-Star Baseball

16978 - Foto-Electric Football

1942

3446 - Hex

12019 - Nok-Hockey

19207 - Estanciero

1943

8949 - Super Farmer

20719 - Tjuv och polis

1944

1945

12204 - JΓ€gerso

1946

2605 - Stratego

17499 - Rich Uncle

1947

1763 - Subbuteo

18876 - Qubic

1948

1852 - Scrabble

20636 - Electric Football

1949

8730 - Clue

13822 - Subbuteo Cricket

20411 - Finans

20895 - Candy Land

1950

10369 - Flutter

11404 - Contraband

18351 - Park and Shop

18392 - Stap op

1951

5094 - APBA Pro Baseball

20853 - Afrikan tΓ€hti

1952

12214 - Wembley

15835 - Stadium Checkers

19202 - Blockhead!

19874 - The Merry Game of Floundering

1953

7187 - The Game of Y

16704 - Skunk

17318 - Scoop

20527 - 3D Tic Tac Toe

20779 - Bondespelet

1954

7322 - Mille Bornes

8177 - Bali

9042 - Rome & Carthage

12526 - Astron

17709 - Das Jagdspiel

18037 - Monopoly: Popular Edition

20638 - Explore Europe

1955

5815 -

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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Wife: I'm pregnant.

Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!

Wife: No you're not.

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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Pulled a Dad Joke on a Nurse

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

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I'd ruther not say
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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Rational
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here.”

Argon does not react.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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He needs grounded
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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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"ground" the kid
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Gottemm
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

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so many choices
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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Charjar Binks
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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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3.14159265387279 snek
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Rock bottom
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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Well Rounded Pun
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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I threw up in the toilet
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Which one is it?
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My Mexican friend takes anti-anxiety medication

It’s for Hispanic attacks

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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