47 Hilarious French invasion of Switzerland Puns

I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI ‘s head.

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👤︎ u/Automatic_Debt_2465

📅︎ May 14 2021

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/LayThatPipe

📅︎ Mar 14 2021

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I was thinking of the benefits of moving to Switzerland

The flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI

He should have quit while he was a head

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👤︎ u/LordCinko

📅︎ May 11 2021

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Man goes to his psychiatrist and says, "I keep thinking I'm a French pair of shoes."

Psychiatrist says, "What makes you chasseur?"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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What's The Best Part Of Living In Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

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👤︎ u/UsernameAttempt14478

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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My collection of irreplaceable French movies was stolen.

C'est la D vie D

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👤︎ u/mrgraff

📅︎ Feb 15 2021

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The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders

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👤︎ u/Thedepressionoftrees

📅︎ Feb 08 2021

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Who's the best friend of a french mechanic?

Alain Qui

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👤︎ u/Obviously_oliverus

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?

Verdun.

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👤︎ u/VaiterZen

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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So why do you want to become a citizen of Switzerland?

I don't have any particular reason why, but the flag definetly is a big plus.

inspired from r/memes

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👤︎ u/Andidaniel

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...

Toot Suite

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👤︎ u/xrayhearing

📅︎ Jan 13 2021

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Paint me like one of your French ghouls

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👤︎ u/titzmcgeee_

📅︎ Oct 01 2020

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When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish

European

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👤︎ u/Seeyalaterelevator

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!

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👤︎ u/orlanthi

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 04 2020

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A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish

Balsa McVinegar

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👤︎ u/david622

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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How do the French send photos of cats to each other?

They use Snapchat

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👤︎ u/DubcekD

📅︎ May 15 2020

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What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's certainly a big plus.

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👤︎ u/Generic_DummyFucker

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.

They taught me periscoping techniques.

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👤︎ u/HouseofKannan

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?

Jacques Custodian

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👤︎ u/Bridgeonjames

📅︎ May 24 2020

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What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance?

A two-toucan can-can!

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👤︎ u/huuhhhh

📅︎ May 15 2020

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What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?

You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French

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👤︎ u/No-Suggestion-9504

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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What is the hardest item of clothing for a female French elephant to put on in the morning?

Zebra

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👤︎ u/PatentGeek

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns. roto.life/nba-paris-game-…

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👤︎ u/bathrobeDFS

📅︎ Jan 25 2020

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Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?

I.C.U.P

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👤︎ u/stickyfingerszippers

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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Managed to eat over a foot of french bread.

Guess my appetite wasn't loafing around

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👤︎ u/MrHollowed

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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Did you hear about the invasion of the U.K.

Everyone got out Scott free

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👤︎ u/MY_DOG_CALLED_ASPEN

📅︎ May 23 2019

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An old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

The old man said, they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered, "THE TEETH!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ May 10 2019

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An Englishman, German, French and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer.

The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded: "Yes" "Oui" "Sì" "Ja"

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👤︎ u/Noir_Reaper

📅︎ Jan 02 2019

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What’s the best part of living in Switzerland

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

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👤︎ u/Roofy45

📅︎ May 21 2020

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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI ‘s head.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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What’s the best part of living in Switzerland?

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/Dklem1

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/Trtlman

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 04 2019

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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I’ve been thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland and the flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/yaboi79

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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I’ve been thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland...

And their flag is a big plus!

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👤︎ u/Saspa314

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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One of the best things about living in Switzerland...

The flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/Zaear

📅︎ Aug 05 2018

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There are plenty of advantages to living in Switzerland...

For example, the flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/norrisrw

📅︎ Feb 19 2019

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Whats the advantage of living jn Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/CookieOmNomster

📅︎ Oct 10 2018

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I'm thinking of reasons to go to Switzerland.

The flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/Bignate1213

📅︎ May 28 2018

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