French Development Agency Puns

https://thedebrief.org/darpa-funded-researchers-accidentally-create-the-worlds-first-warp-bubble/

So the story goes that some very good scientists, who just so happened to be very interested in warp drives their entire lives, just happened to "accidentally" create a real life warp bubble, bending space-time, in 2021, during all of the UAP stuff that's going on, and also on top of that funded by DARPA, one of the US government's shadiest agencies involved in black projects regarding technology and propulsion.

Idk about you, but this just stinks of the fact that it's part of disclosure process...

I get my clients from Upwork and I've gotten a pretty good reputation there, but lately, I haven't found anything interesting and want to take some new small projects.

I appreciate any advice you can give me.

I'm trying to recreate a section from this agency https://itexus.com/fintech-software-development-company/ and need custom designs for each of the 7 sections.

$30/hr - $80/hr budget

There's a lot of potential in that city.

I'm just curious if anyone here has considered or is considering starting that type of business there.

I would start it myself if I had the financial capital.

I am interested in developing tools for law enforcement agencies to assist in investigations.

Software that performs:

• Forensic imaging
• Social media analysis
• etc

Where would one go to pursue this interest?

##Scandinavian Development and Investment Agency

The Scandinavian Development and Investment Agency will be an agency of the Scandinavian Community, and is responsible for managing Scandinavian funds to developing nations across the world, as well as Scandinavian investments in these countries. Its function will not be economic, and the agency's primary goal is not to create a profit for the Scandinavian Community, but rather to improve living standards around the world and strengthen Scandinavia's position in the world. It will attempt to aid states which are in dire financial situations, through very-low interest loans and sizable grants. It will be based in Stockholm, and will receive all development funds from all respective members, in order to expand its reach. The budget for the SDIA for the fiscal year will be $100,000,000, with this set to increase to over $200,000,000 by 1970.

The SDIA will also act as an intermediary between Scandinavian businesses and enterprises and developing countries, ensuring that Scandinavian businesses are not put at a disadvantage, but also that Scandinavian companies do not plunder the country, thereby creating a sustainable and positive environment for enhanced economic and social cooperation. Should the SDIA find out a Scandinavian company is going against its rules, this company will be sanctioned by the relevant Scandinavian and national authorities, until the company complies with the rules.

Guidelines

• No slavery of any kind
• No forced labor of any kind
• No work days longer than 12 hours
• No children workers
• Fair wages and "acceptable" housing
• Access to health and education services
• Economic sustainability
• Active/"Nominal" cooperation with the locals
• Reinvestment into local communities.

Hey everyone. I'm trying to learn French and watching tv shows is a great way to improve a language. So i'm looking for a French tv show that is smart funny. I don't wanna watch classic sitcoms. I want to see clever jokes with a good plot. Like "arrested development". If you know any French tv shows like that i can take recommendations. Thanks 🙏

I've been programming for 10 years now and many ideas have come up to mind but I don't see myself as an expert to develop them plus I don't think optimizing my resources is the best by coding them so I'm in a dilemma. Should I start a software development agency and manage the projects I get from clients and while having a team I switch to develop those ideas or should I stick with one of the ideas and do the work for succeeding in raising capital for a team of devs? I must say I all my experience has been freelancing (creating e-commerce and elearning site), doing online businesses and doing uber driving and have never asked for money from someone and I'm currently broke. Any ideas?

TLDR in advance: We’ve just formed a creative agency, Voyageurs Creative Bureau, LLC., that will happily integrate French into the websites / marketing materials / products of Louisiana businesses. Hit us up!

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Hi all!

A bit about me: I’m a Louisiana Creole of mostly Cajun descent. Originally from Broussard, I now live in New Orleans. I learned French at school and from my grandfather in Vermilion Parish, and I’m really passionate about Louisiana’s francophone past and future.

When I interned at CODOFIL, we often got requests to integrate French into local businesses’ websites, advertising, or products. Many of these requests came from native Louisiana francophones. (As you know, due to historic discrimination, most of our francophones cannot read or write French.)

CODOFIL does not actually provide this service. To my knowledge, no creative agency in Louisiana provides for our heritage French-speakers.

So when a friend and I formed our own creative agency, it was important to me that we offer the service ourselves, thereby supporting a historic (and oft-neglected) part of our francophone ecosystem: the economic sector.

Our agency is named Voyageurs Creative Bureau, LLC. The website is viewable here: www.voyageurscreative.com.

As a full-suite creative agency, we offer the following services:

1. Brand Consultation
2. Market Research
3. Website Design
4. Copywriting and Editing
5. Product Development
6. Label and Logo Design
7. Photography + Videography
8. Public Relations + Social Media
9. Shared Value Initiatives
10. English / French Integration

Basically, we offer a wide range of creative services. In tandem with these services, we’d love to integrate French into the websites, marketing materials, or products of local Louisiana businesses. (If so desired, I have knowledge of local French as well as Standard.)

If you’d like to work with us, collaborate with us, or ask a question, please don’t hesitate to contact us via the website form.

Thanks for your time, and have a great day!

RenardLouisianais

(NB: I did get permission from the mods to post this. It's also crossposted in r/NewOrleans)

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TLDR: Our creative agency will integrate French-language offerings into Louisiana businesses if requested. Hit us up!