They stopped letting felines roam free in the meat market at the grocery store...

Too many animal related injuries, they were too delicat

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📅︎ Jan 03 2017
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Farm Humor

My friend of mine is a new dad and lives on a farm. He has some cattle that are free to roam around the yard. He calls them his "auto-moo-tic" lawn mowers.

He's gonna be a fine dad.

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👤︎ u/foxekiwi
📅︎ Sep 28 2013
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Dad joking the tour guide

After finishing the tour of the majority of the Dallas Cowboys stadium, the guide told us to "feel free to roam around the field."

Me: "Are we allowed to Romo 'round the field?"

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👤︎ u/dudebro0
📅︎ Jul 31 2014
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