My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.

Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.

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📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?

A fragrant foul

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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My dad got me good as a kid...

I was told this belonged here..

When I was about 13 yrs old, I was playing basketball at the rec league by my house. During one of the games, an opponent was fouled. So we are lined up waiting for him to shoot his foul shots, and my coach sends in a substitute player for me. So I'm jogging towards the bench. When I get about 10-15ft away from the bench, I tripped and slide head-first into the bench. The whole gym let's out an, "ooohhh....", and just as it gets quiet, my dad stands up on the other side of the gym and like an umpire in baseball yells, "SAFE!"

After the game, I yelled at him for it. His response... "Hey, I could've called you 'out!'"

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👤︎ u/beer_knurd
📅︎ May 05 2015
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I cringed at myself.

Driving home with my son today from his basketball game, he was a little upset because he was ejected for too many fouls. On our way home he asked me if we could have chicken for dinner. " I think we're all fowled out."

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👤︎ u/Jretribe
📅︎ Feb 08 2015
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