79% of people donβt know opposite words for the following:
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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︎ Mar 23 2022
The people who write instructions for places like IKEA must be in good shape.
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︎ Mar 20 2022
I'm really tired of people complaining about the price of everything. $2 for coffee, $3 for coat check, $4 for an hour of parking.....
......I'm just going to stop inviting them to my house.
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︎ Mar 19 2022
The military is considering bringing in emotional support dogs for people deployed on extended submarine tours.
They think installing subwoofers will be good for morale.
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︎ May 05 2022
I know times are tough for a lot of people right now. All over the planet, humanity struggles with problems that seem to never go away... just remember, you can always rest assured that at the end of the day...
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︎ May 06 2022
So I hired this dude to count people in the Bible for me. How many Noah's are there. How many Moseses. That sort of thing. Well, today, he stopped about halfway through. I'm sad to say that I had to let him go.
I mean, he only had one Job.
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︎ Dec 08 2021
I got in trouble for letting people take bodies from the morgue for free after my boss saw the evidence.
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︎ May 05 2022
what's the best car brand for people with a bad back?
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︎ Apr 16 2022
My dad says I blame people for my mistakes all the time...
It's all his fault for raising me that way.
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︎ Mar 30 2022
For all the Hindi speaking people out there
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︎ Feb 22 2022
It's a shame that people who spend all day working hard, digging for precious metals can't enjoy a drink at the end of the day.
All because they're miners.
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Why is it hard for the people of Athens to wake up in the morning?
Because Dawn is hard on grease!
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︎ Apr 17 2022
In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours.
They got bored though, so they called it a day
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︎ Feb 05 2022
I feel bad for the people that have climbed Mount Everest.
Their lives have been downhill ever since.
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︎ Jan 24 2022
I'm Really Worried for People with Only Fan in the Future?
Global warming is coming. Summer becomes hotter than before. Why you don't install any AC?
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︎ Mar 26 2022
I'm trying to come up with the perfect punchline for a joke about people who don't exercise...
But none of them seem to fit.
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︎ Mar 06 2022
TIL: During the 1960s, it was illegal for the Chinese people to sit on a sofa.
Because Mao was more of a chair man.
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︎ Feb 20 2022
Feel bad for the 10 people dying
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︎ Aug 27 2021
For the dnd people
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︎ Dec 31 2021
People are confused and keep asking me questions about the ingredient list for my ghee recipe.
For clarification, it's butter
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︎ Feb 16 2022
Most people don't know that Bon Jovi's sister is the bassist for the band Fish.
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︎ Jan 15 2022
Autopsy for the People
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︎ Oct 28 2021
The pandemic prevented people from traveling, but, luckily for all the logs with #wanderlust, COVID doesn't impact wood.
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︎ Oct 21 2021
How can people just sit and watch monkeys eating bananas for hours at the zoo?
Because they are appealing!
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︎ Jan 13 2022
Did you hear about the new flight company I'm starting exclusively for bald people?
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︎ Dec 25 2021
you shouldn't criticize people in the past for using unsafe building materials
they were doing asbestos they could
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︎ Dec 31 2021
You can't blame sick people for taking the horse medicine Ivermectin.
They just want to be in stable condition.
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︎ Sep 12 2021
Why people start hunting for food in the sea, instead of land ?
Because is the most e-fish-ient way.
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︎ Nov 04 2021
What do you call the dating app for people over 50?
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︎ Nov 28 2021
Just for star wars people... what's the normal temperature of a tauntaun?
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︎ Aug 01 2021
My Uncle David told me that people in the 80s had the chance to have super powers for 24 hours and they could do what ever they wanted with them
He said "We could be heroes, but just for one day"
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︎ Nov 22 2021
I heard they added an elevator next to the stairway to heaven for handicapped people
Hearing things like that really lifts the spirits
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︎ Sep 18 2021
Why do so many ugly people take selfies for their dating profile in the restroom?
Because when you go to the restroom; you're an eight.
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︎ Aug 09 2021
For the holidays, why do people like to have pies around?
Because not all pies are squared.
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︎ Oct 10 2021
People keep asking for the name of my Indian corporate catering service
I tell them itβs Naan Ya Business
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︎ Sep 01 2021
Do you guys know the correct term for short people
β¦ or do you also struggle with gnomenclature??
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︎ May 29 2021
You should never agree to host a party for people in the coal industry.
You may get in trouble for serving miners
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︎ Jul 07 2021
Did you hear about the new company that makes audiobooks specifically for deaf people?
They're called Inaudible.
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︎ Sep 08 2021
A hitman named Arti was so broke he took a job for $5 and strangled 2 people at the grocery store
The next day the newspaper read "Arti chokes two for $5 at the supermarket"
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What does it take for the one whose birthday falls on February 29 to hear 'Happy Birthday' from people?
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︎ Sep 01 2021
People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...
I tell them it's because I give a dam.
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︎ May 31 2021
Don't blame other people for the road you're on
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︎ Jul 09 2021
Who did the people blame for the earthquake?
β¦Most said it was San Andreas fault
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︎ Jun 23 2021
They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.
Call it the retirement party
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︎ Apr 25 2021
79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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︎ Jan 05 2021
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