Did you hear that Notre Dame is adding a new position to its football team?

Hunchback.

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📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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I asked my dad what position he played in high school football

"I played left out"

"What do you mean left out"

"I was always left out"

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📅︎ May 01 2016
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This is a joke from my dad today...

So we were at my football game discussing what positions everyone was playing. This is how the conversation went.

Dad: okay so who's playing in de gate?

The team: confused what do you mean, where is de gate?

Dad: oh, its next to defence.

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👤︎ u/baino39
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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