Foot Fetish Puns

A list of puns related to "Foot Fetish"

Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?

Play-toe.

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...or was it Sock-rates?

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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👤︎ u/gr8prajwalb
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why are people with foot fetish losers?

Because they like to taste defeat.

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👤︎ u/babycatslayer
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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Just found out my favorite foot fetish website was taken down

Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them

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👤︎ u/Krit-NJ
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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I once dated a woman from Finland with a foot fetish.

Unfortunately, I'm Lap toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/Upstagestu
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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What sweet turns on a female with a foot fetish?

Men-toes

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👤︎ u/USSR1921
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Joining the Giant Foot Fetish club is no small feat.

No small feet, please.

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👤︎ u/orsongr
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call a foot fetish?

A feetish

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👤︎ u/palladio332
📅︎ May 23 2018
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What kind of tequila does someone with a foot fetish drink?

Hornitos.

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👤︎ u/Dj-DaDboD
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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My wife has a foot fetish...

I can't stand it. I find it toe-tally weird

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👤︎ u/theferrolgamer
📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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My friend with a foot fetish got caught cheating on his new wife...

Guess he was getting off on the wrong foot.

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👤︎ u/NimrodGenocide
📅︎ Jul 06 2017
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Why do people with foot fetishes find it difficult to make friends?

Because they always seem to get off on the wrong foot.

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👤︎ u/Devam_
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Vegan's with foot-fetishes might prefer toe-fu.
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👤︎ u/ClickedRandomly
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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People with foot fetishes are lacktose intolerant (most of them probably)

“Lack toes”

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👤︎ u/raixuz
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Europeans don't have foot fetishes...

They have meter fetishes.

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👤︎ u/Wombat1892
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Dad Joke

^(I once had a friend named Tobias. I told him "I don't have a foot fetish but I do have a Toe bias")

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👤︎ u/1976kdawg
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why do people with foot fetishes never win?

Because they like the taste of defeat.

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👤︎ u/wwrxw
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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Why do people with foot fetishes never win?

Because they like the taste of defeat.

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👤︎ u/Uncouth-Youth
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?

Because most of them have a foot fetish.

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👤︎ u/gr8prajwalb
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Cringe worthy

I had a friend once named Tobias. I told him, I don’t have a foot fetish but I do have a Toe Bias.

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👤︎ u/1976kdawg
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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