The foo fighters are doing an awesome job

I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sehtownguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I understand how they get the main ingredients for Chicken-Egg-Foo-Young, but how do they get...

the eggs for Pork-Egg-Foo-Young?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I recently had some Chinese food with Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl, and his brother:

Egg Grohl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanhof
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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The Foo Fighters should have their own amusement park ride called the "Rockin' Grohlercoaster"

I just picture Dave Grohl riding the coaster car in his throne with his leg in a cast rocking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tubachris85x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once...

It was Everlong...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedYellon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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Foo Fighters and Rick Astley recently sang together.

the audience got rick grohled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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So I heard Foo Fighters released a new song titled "Run"...

That means they have made music to Walk to, and now to Run to... Here's hoping I get some music to Jog or Sit to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngelicShaft
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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My father was in the army...

And I remember he used to be stationed in exotic places all over the world. Once he came back home with a very exotic looking bird. I asked him what kind of a bird it was and he told me it’s a rare almost extinct species called a Foux (pronounced Foo). This foux was the apple of his eye and he would take care of the bird as if it was his own child. Sometime during this period the Foux began developing a real bad case of constipation and my father was really worried about it. He tried all kinds of medicines to make the Foux pass it’s bowels, but nothing was working. One day, during this period, I woke up to a huge argument taking place between my parents. My mom was accusing him of cheating on her during one of his tours, she had found some pictures of him and another woman and he was denying it vehemently. I realized then that my father had been quite the philanderer and this wasn’t the first time he had been caught. My mom was trying to get him to just admit to his indiscretion.

β€œWhy don’t you just admit it Harry”, she said;

but he stuck to his denial,

β€œYou think I could ever do something like this Sarah”, he said.

Right then amidst all this ruckus, the Foux began to take a dump, in the middle of the living room.

My mom looked at the bird, then looked back at my dad and with a sense of resignation she just said β€œWell if the Foux shits...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangaRedRascal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Mr. T is not a fan of Dave Grohl.

In fact, he pities the foo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coconoose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I couldn't believe that Dave Grohl had become a farm worker.

But he was able to provide Foo Tractor authentication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Did you hear about the bad Chinese chef?

He made Egg Foo Wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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Did you hear the one about the extremely gifted, hand-less, vegetarian computer programmer who could type with his toes?

He had a lot of toe foo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infintesimal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Here's a long one, it won't disappoint.

My dad's favorite joke of all time (there are many variations, and of course, even more extended versions):

These three guys went to South America to explore the rain forest. The guide was leading them through explaining the different plants and animals. After awhile they started to hear this really loud sound.

whoosh

whoosh

whoosh

The men, kind of scared, asked the guide what the noise was.

"What the hell is that noise?"

"Oh, that's just the Foo bird."

"The Foo bird?"

"Yes, it's a giant bird, and the locals believe that if it poops on you, wiping it off will cause instant death."

"That's silly."

"Well, that's what the locals say."

The noise gets louder and closer.

WHOOSH

WHOOSH

WHOOSH

The men look up in the sky and see a glimpse of the Foo bird.

"It's huge!"

Suddenly...

SPLAT

All four of the men are covered with bird shit. The guide pulls a cloth out of his pocket and wipes the shit off of his face. He drops dead.

The first of the three men says, "that's got to be a coincidence."

He wipes the shit off, and drops dead.

The second guy nervously says, "it can't be true"

He wipes it off and drops dead.

The third guy doesn't wipe it off. He was found a few days later, and went home, refusing to be cleaned.

A few years pass, his life has been destroyed due to being covered in shit. His wife left him, his friends won't come near him, he can't find a job... One day, he's in the bathroom shaving around the shit.

"It's been years, most of it has flaked off, it's probably fine to wipe it off now."

He hesitates, but eventually grabs a towel, wets it down, and takes a deep breath.

He wipes the shit off, looks up into the mirror smiling, then drops dead.

The moral of the story is:

If the Foo shits, wear it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fire_marshall_ill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2013
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My Dad pulled this one last night.

So we were all walking out of a restaurant last night and this was the exchange between my dad and a complete stranger wearing a Foo Fighters shirt which i didn't realize till after the exchange. Dad "How are the fighters?" Stranger " Huh?" Dad "Well they have been fighting the Foo for years, was just curious if they are making any progress."
I laughed but the guy was blanked faced. It's because i am a dad now and have a taste for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimKatsin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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Went to a Chinese restaurant with my dad today.

Dad: "The only Chinese food I don't like eating as leftovers is Egg Foo Yung."

Me: "Why's that?"

Dad: "Because then it's Egg Foo Old."

Me: http://imgur.com/snImm6i

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFewBoys
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