Folie à deux Puns

“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.

Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.

Her: Where is the 5th?

French guy: Cinq.

Because they are good buoys.

I told her my twin making machine needs calibration.

I didn't even know he was il

Because one egg is un oeuf.

CLAUDE!! 😂😂

"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!

Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.

PS: If you don't know French numbers

The English cat braced herself, and said “One, two, three!”. The cat swam across. The French cat braced herself, and said “Un, deux, trois !” Cat sank.

One is called ‘one two three’ and the other is ‘in deux trois’. Which Cat won the race?

‘One two three’ because the ‘un deux trois’ cat sank.